looking at my flat tire on my truck and the person next to me saying
"Is your tire flat?"
2007-05-04 02:58:28
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answer #1
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answered by me_myself125 3
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This happened only last week. I answered the phone at work - announced the name of my place of work, and my name, and the person (obviously detected my accent ) asked " Can you speak English?"
What's worse, I have spoken to this same person before many times.
Another one - but wasn't directed at me.
I ordered a black coffee at a fast food place, served by a very new trainee. She gave me a white coffee, having obviously poured a black coffee from the percolator and then added milk. I told her I ordered a black coffee. she turned around and asked another worker "how do you make black coffee?"
2007-05-04 03:17:45
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Ive got some very dopey friends who have asked,
wot day is your new years eve party
how much are the penny sweets
Can you get tan of a light bulb
there more but i'd be ere all day!!!!
2007-05-04 03:05:46
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answer #3
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answered by staytruebegood 2
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What is the number for 999? I was seriously asked this by a very intellegent person.
2007-05-04 02:59:59
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answer #4
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answered by natasha * 4
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Am I Irish?
From guess who- one of the many Lords of the Idiots- an American.
I'm as English as kinky-sex and scones afterwards.
2007-05-04 03:57:10
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answer #5
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answered by ? 1
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When I get home soaking wet after walking my daughter to school in the p****ing rain and my other half asks "Is it raining?"
No I just thought I would jump in a lake fully clothed on the way home!!!
2007-05-04 03:06:57
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Is it yourself??
Asked by the person standing straight in front of me - like who else would I be!!!??? No - really im that person over there - just switched bodies for the day!!!!
xx
2007-05-04 04:20:16
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Where's Cineworld?
We were standing outside of it at the time, under a great big freaking sign.
2007-05-04 03:02:31
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Did the train leave?....Im in a Subway station and a lady asked me that..in my head i'm like "noo, I was just waiting on you"..duh...obviously it did, if i'm standing here with u...common sense lady..lol..
2007-05-04 03:01:44
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answer #9
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answered by Fabe 6
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I have quite a few tattoo's and I hate when people come up to me and ask me if they hurt. lol I always wanna slap them and say of course as$hole.
2007-05-04 03:00:38
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answered by jdnsmama13 4
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Today "whats the difference between a strawberry?"
2007-05-04 03:09:34
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answered by Dogtor 4
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