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2007-05-04 02:55:26 · 37 answers · asked by sweetness 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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looking at my flat tire on my truck and the person next to me saying

"Is your tire flat?"

2007-05-04 02:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by me_myself125 3 · 3 1

This happened only last week. I answered the phone at work - announced the name of my place of work, and my name, and the person (obviously detected my accent ) asked " Can you speak English?"
What's worse, I have spoken to this same person before many times.

Another one - but wasn't directed at me.
I ordered a black coffee at a fast food place, served by a very new trainee. She gave me a white coffee, having obviously poured a black coffee from the percolator and then added milk. I told her I ordered a black coffee. she turned around and asked another worker "how do you make black coffee?"

2007-05-04 03:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ive got some very dopey friends who have asked,
wot day is your new years eve party
how much are the penny sweets
Can you get tan of a light bulb

there more but i'd be ere all day!!!!

2007-05-04 03:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by staytruebegood 2 · 0 0

What is the number for 999? I was seriously asked this by a very intellegent person.

2007-05-04 02:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0 0

Am I Irish?
From guess who- one of the many Lords of the Idiots- an American.
I'm as English as kinky-sex and scones afterwards.

2007-05-04 03:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

When I get home soaking wet after walking my daughter to school in the p****ing rain and my other half asks "Is it raining?"

No I just thought I would jump in a lake fully clothed on the way home!!!

2007-05-04 03:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is it yourself??
Asked by the person standing straight in front of me - like who else would I be!!!??? No - really im that person over there - just switched bodies for the day!!!!
xx

2007-05-04 04:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where's Cineworld?
We were standing outside of it at the time, under a great big freaking sign.

2007-05-04 03:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did the train leave?....Im in a Subway station and a lady asked me that..in my head i'm like "noo, I was just waiting on you"..duh...obviously it did, if i'm standing here with u...common sense lady..lol..

2007-05-04 03:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by Fabe 6 · 0 0

I have quite a few tattoo's and I hate when people come up to me and ask me if they hurt. lol I always wanna slap them and say of course as$hole.

2007-05-04 03:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by jdnsmama13 4 · 0 0

Today "whats the difference between a strawberry?"

2007-05-04 03:09:34 · answer #11 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0 0

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