2007-05-04 02:40:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Are you president bush???????
2007-05-04 02:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Take your pick:
I heard your car broke down last week and when you called the auto club, they left the car and towed you away.
Is it true that you've been banned from the House of Mirrors?
When you were born, was anyone else hurt?
Is it true that when I look in the dictionary for the word ugly that your picture is there?
Is it true that if you walked on a stage naked, everyone would yell "Put it on"?
Is it true that you are so large that if your cellphone beeps, people think you are backing up?
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I could go on but I don't like to take advantage of the handicapped.
2007-05-04 03:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to get to know you to do the insult justice.
2007-05-04 02:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so ugly your mother had to nurse you through a knot-hole in the door.
2007-05-04 14:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by cswint2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are George Bush and Tony Blair's adopted son...
2007-05-04 03:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by united we stand 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your mother chucked the baby and kept the afterbirth.
2007-05-04 02:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You look like a bulldog thats just been licking stale piss off a thistle.
2007-05-04 02:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Robert S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your so ******* ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
2007-05-04 03:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea because insulting people isn't my bag.
2007-05-04 02:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I FART in your general direction!!........your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
2007-05-04 02:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a son of a *****.metaphorically speaking of course.
2007-05-04 09:07:38 · answer #11 · answered by earl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋