Serious question....no smart remarks please!!!!?

Question

How can I make my husband jealous? I want him to "think" their is a possibility of me cheating. Trust me I have a good reason for this. Just please tell me how to do it. Thanks.

Thanks for all the real answers here. For all those who think it's stupid that's ok, you are not in my position and don't know the reasons but their is a good one. However it would take me all day to explain it.

Answer 1

if he calls don't answer, later be vague if you were at home or not. put a strange pair of under ware in his drawer and Dene where they came from or how they got there. get some mens Cologne that he doesn't wear, and have a faint smell of it on you. buy some new really sexy panties, make sure he sees them, but don't wear them for him, tell him they are for special occasions. that should do it.

Answer 2

Trying to make your spouse jealous by having him think you are cheating is very immature and it will accomplish nothing. Trust is so important in a relationship so why would you want him to not trust you?

You and your husband need to work on whatever issues you have in your marriage. Put your time and energy into doing something constructive rather than destructive.

Answer 3

I don't know that it is a good idea for you to play this game. Someone could get hurt, and I would think twice about it...jealousy is an UGLY emotion and you might not want to deal with that beast----However the answer you question:

Send flowers to yourself, pay with cash so there is no record of the purchase, and make up a fictious name to have the florist sign on the card.

Assign a "phone #" in your cell phone for some random guy.

Make plans with girlfriends, and wear something w/ pockets, while you are out, have someone write a # on a napkin and stick in one of your pockets. When you drop those clothes to the floor, make it in plain site for him to see, and have the # "fall" partially out.

Talk to a friend on the phone, and quickly hang up when he walks in the room. (make sure you hang up and quickly dial a number so if he hits "redial" then it will only dial a single digit).

Dress very clantily when going out with friends. Perfume, nails, hair, pedicure, THE WORKS. Tell him you are going one place and then go another, so if he checks on you--viola you are not there!!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Just get yourself all done up one night (getting hair done, nails, feet eyebrows and buying yourself a sexy night out dress) and when your husband ask, "where are you going dressed like that," just say, "I'm going to meet "A FRIEND" for drinks and I will be home late so don't wait-up"...And if that doesn't work, have a male friend or even a close girl friend or relative (you trust not to spill the beans) to send you some text messages pretending you two had a great time at lunch etc...Or you can try sending flowers and nice gifts to yourself...

Answer 6

instead of trying to make your hubby jealous, hwy not try to make yourself happy. take up some hobby, new or old, spend time catching up with friends and family, do things to make you happy even if they don't involve your hubby. it won't make him jealous but it will make him relieze you can live without him and that is better then making him jealous. pretending to have an affair is just going to blow up in your face. He is eithier not going to believe you when you tell him you were tricking him and think you truly did have a affair or he will be so hurt and question you about everything you do think you are tricking him agian. if you want to save your marriage give up jealousy and work on you as a person.

Answer 7

Are you serious?? Get a life and move on, how the hell can you call what you have, a serious relationship? That's kids stuff! Grow up! Maybe a better idea would be for you to sit down and tell him how you feel, there's alot to be said for openess and honesty in a relationship. If he doesn't agree, dump the loser!

Answer 8

This is despicable and dangerous behavior, with a guaranteed negative outcome. If this is the kind of relationship you have with your husband, cut the cord now, or go to a marriage counselor ASAP.
TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT!!!!

Answer 9

If you have an imagination which I'm sure you do or you wouldn't have come up with a question like that. Use your female intuition, wear sexy low cut tank tops, Capri's with high heels, matching bra and panties, new slinky nightie, different kind of perfume,smiler ALL the time. Heck I don't know. I could think of several things but I'm guessing you've already thought of them also? Have fun. Hope it all works out for y'all sweeties.

Answer 10

Stop having sex with your husband, talk about a male friend(make up the name if you want) all the time, be late coming home, dont always answer his calls and when you do make them rushed, act distant, you may end up divorced over this little game though so be careful what you wish for

Answer 11

Well i would do everything i normally did around the house and i made his dinner i would get up and go upstairs and get dress up real nice and treat my self out to a movie or something. If by a week he doesn't think that you're cheating than he obviously doesn't care. this shouldwork good luck