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Yes he's in heaven now and there is a zebra crossing !!

2007-05-04 02:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 1 2

GENESIS 1:30 and to every animal of the earth, and to every fowl of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth on the earth, in which is a living soul, every green herb for food. Except Zebras. They will never get into heaven because they look like convicts with their striped fur. I am the Almighty, the boss, the head honcho. And it was so. (DBY)

2007-05-04 10:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 0 2

ROMANS 8:19-21 "the earnest expectation of the creature waiteth for the manifestation of the sons of God, because the creature itself also shall be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God."

LUKE 3:6 And all flesh shall see the salvation of God.'" (NKJ)

ACTS 3:21 Whom the heaven must receive until the times of restitution of all things, which God hath spoken by the mouth of all his holy prophets since the world began. (KJV)

REV. 21:5 And He that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And He said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. (KJV)

ECCLESIASTES 3:18 I said in my heart, "Concerning the condition of the sons of men, God tests them, that they may see that they themselves are like animals”. (NKJ)

ECCLESIASTES 3:19-20 Man's fate is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath, man has no advantage over the animal. Everything is meaningless. All go to the same place; all come from dust and to dust all return. (NIV)

PSALM 36:6 Your righteousness is like the mighty mountains, your judgments are like the great deep; you save humans and animals alike, O LORD. (NRS)

GENESIS 1:30 and to every animal of the earth, and to every fowl of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth on the earth, in which is a living soul, every green herb for food. And it was so. (DBY)

I think it's time that the doubters confronted the truth and came to grips with the fact that God created us all and He has a plan for us all in a Heaven so beautiful that when we enter those golden gates it will be the happiest times we have ever had.

There are those who will say, we should spend more time on bringing people to the Lord and less on worrying about whether animals go to Heaven. I say it's all part of God's work. Yes, we do try to bring humans to God and yes we try to prove the immortality of animals to those who don't believe. It's what is expected of us as Christians. God made us all, humans, animals, insects and every living creature. We are all God's creatures and when you are refering to animals in a negative way, you are refering to children of God in a negative way. Judge Not Less Ye Be Judged. Those are the words of God.Once you've read the teachings of the Bible and some of the greatest scholars who ever lived you'll understand that by not believing in animal immortality you are questioning what most of the experts have known and preached for decades.

Lets all take these last few seconds to wish zebra all the best to his new life in heaven. God bless him. Amen

2007-05-04 08:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by John 2 · 1 1

nope. he doesn't go to church and repent for his sins and worship god.
haha. j/k. it all depends on what you want to believe.
a christian, a pagan, a shiite, and a buddhist will all tell you different answers.

in general terms. yes, your zebra is in zebra heaven drinking the finest water and playing with other happy zebras.

2007-05-04 08:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

When I red this I thought "ah" is it a child asking this question. I must try to be diplomatic it would be nice to think your pets go to animal heaven. If its an adult my answer would be "think about it"

2007-05-04 08:56:18 · answer #5 · answered by billybags 4 · 1 1

Yes, your pet Zebra will deffently go to heaven. ;)

2007-05-04 08:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by Southport pc 2 · 2 1

yummmm Zebra steaks.

Zevra is a very popular meat in supermarkets because it already comes with its own barcode.

2007-05-04 08:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by mainwoolly 6 · 0 1

If God is love, then God knows how we love our pets and want what's best for them including Heaven after death.

2007-05-04 08:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

That made me chuckle for a Friday afternoon.

2007-05-04 08:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by sian E 2 · 0 2

Can we cremate (BBQ) him ?

2007-05-04 08:42:24 · answer #10 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1 1

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