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2007-05-04 00:06:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

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Don't think there are many blokes who would refuse you that!!

2007-05-04 00:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you were a gay man, that wouldn't be a problem, but even some straight guys are into doing that too. The correct term for you is being a "bottom" and looking for a "top." I assume that in the straight world, it means the same thing. Best of luck.

2007-05-04 07:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by zanetha 1 · 0 0

Well if you are over 18 just contact me, I can give you some action!!!

JP
california

2007-05-04 07:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by gasparin 3 · 0 0

go out with mates clubbig and u will definately get one, but u have to put urself forward.

looking at me giving advice on something ive never done lol

hope u have a goodun

2007-05-04 08:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

There's a glitsy world out there putting our young girls in harms way, to yell for their rings with horror, it fear the thought of a peanut sandwich left on the small of thier back, we don't say it.
but we say it.......donkey show.

A donkey show is a form of live entertainment in which a person (usually a woman or lonely buisness men) performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for Tijuana and Juarez cab drivers to offer tourists a ride to "donkey shows," yet locals warn that such an offer can easily lead to the tourist(s) being "Donkey Konged". A real donkey show is reportedly performed in Boy's Town, Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.

79 yearold Maudy Fistscinn, from Colton California loved to collect glass minniature poodles from the street markets in TJ.
Her knick knacks and love of the taco was her last hurrah before she would be getting married to 94 year old Bucky Buffinclam from Texas, but she somehow found that her paddywhack was about to be boned.

A wreckless band of 7 year olds offered Maudy a little entertainment, to see an authentic mating ritual performed with a local tribe of indians from new mexico.
little did she know that thies ruffians would take her for her white haired blowhole verginity, perform a rain dance in her dark canyon, and steal twelve dollors from her coin purse to see "Street Fighter - the movie" in the local bath house, lastly to over drink themself to death from a 12 pack of Zimma.

" I woke up, and my legs were in the air"she said in a drooling site "I have always waned to have children and thought I was dreaming of giving birth to Andy Griphins son, but I felt my bran muffins comming back on me, and knew that i wasn't dreaming."
Her husband only states " why coun't you keep your legs shut for just one minute you slag!?" he then grumbles to the reporter "wanted to be the first, back there is the easyest place to fall asleep after."

Maudy will never get that day of justice,as for the father(the Donkey in the show called "Chili balls") of her dirt child, given birth to after, expired in a public restroom.
The doggy, the Rumplestillskin, the backwards chocolate sunday, they are all safe here, but never again can seinor old ladys exclame, "Ive never done that" because they have.....they have....

2007-05-04 07:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by pawkio 1 · 1 1

lol on a street conor in cardiff lol joke maybe from ur bf if u have one other wise i'm not sure soz i hope i'd helps if not soz at least i tryed

2007-05-04 07:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by amy_baby123 3 · 0 0

sit on a feather

2007-05-07 10:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

any guy you go out with I am sure would pleasure you that way

2007-05-04 08:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by skcs11 7 · 0 0

do you mean aynal Sex?
or just a back massage?

2007-05-04 07:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

from your boyfriend if he likes that kinda thing

2007-05-04 07:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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