Not just songs you don't like but actual bad / cheesy / just plain rubbish lyrics. Give the artist / title if you know it.
My vote is with:
ABC - That Was Then But This Is Now
More Sacrifices than an Aztec priest,
Standing here straining at that leash,
All fall down,
Can't complain, mustn't grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
2007-05-03 22:34:19 · 25 answers · asked by bumpity-bump 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
" I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond
I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair
A CHAIR??!!!! WTF??!!!!!!
2007-05-03 23:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how about "Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy You've let your face grow long! I an the Eggman They are the Eggmen I am the Walrus--koo koo kachoo" The Beatles, “I Am The Walrus”... great song, really weird, eclectic lyrics and i'd like to propose that not all music after 2000 is crap. take Tool, for example. they have very unique, very multi-layered, very good music... and they've been around since '96, so i guess that might not count. but whatever
2016-05-20 02:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably ANY song by Root Boy Slim. "Boogie 'Til You Puke" comes to mind....as does "Heartbreak of Psoriasis"
BOOGIE TIL YOU PUKE
Put a quarter in the juke
And boogie 'til you puke
Pop that Locker Room
Let's really zoom
Shootin' and a-tootin'
All night long
The party lasts
'Til your brain cells gone
Get on down and boogie tonight
Don't know nothin' but
You know it's alright
Whaaa, whaaa- somebody help me
Whaaa, got to boogie
Really got to boogie
I start with port
Drink two or three quarts
I drank Pernod
Then boogie some more
Speeding two weeks
On Wyamine
Don't mix too good
With ice box wine
Get on down and do it right
Really got to boogie
Got to boogie tonight
Whaaa, got to boogie, whaaa, got to boogie
Whaaa, got to boogie, whaaa, whaaa, whaaa
Somebody got to boogie
Everybody gots to boogie
Put a quarter in the juke
Boogie 'til you puke
Form a big boss line
It's puking time
Cleaning woman
Found me on the floor
Can't wait 'til tomorrow
To boogie some more
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HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS
You may have seen it on your TV
In your private home
You may have even seen it on the scoreboard In the Astrodome
Gets you in the elbows
Back of the neck
Who knows where the heartbreak's
Going next
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Heartbreak of psoriasis
With that flaky, flaky skin
When I come to your town
Looks like snow outside
So much flaky skin in my Cadillac
Can't even see to drive
Elbows started shrinking
Just about flaked away
Even with the Tegrin I'm taking
Looks like the heartbreales here to stay
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Heartbreak of psoriasis
With that flaky, flaky skin
I used to be from D.C.
But they don't want no more of me
People said my head
Was the worst dust bowl they had ever seen
I'm gonna join Hare Krishna
Become a Buddhist monk
Sell flowers in the airports
With all the other pimply punks
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Heartbreak of psoriasis
Got that flaky, flaky skin
Got that flaky, flaky skin
So much flaky skin in my Cadillac, can't even see to drive
Beep, beep flaky skin
2007-05-03 22:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Agadoo - Nothing is good aboout this song
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."
2007-05-03 23:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was at a wedding once and the first song that they played was Skid Row's, "18 and Life To Go". The bride didn't look to happy. It was a joke planned by the groom.
2007-05-03 22:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas.
2007-05-03 22:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by Max A 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Some 80's dance music sounds really off key! but some of the best dance songs are from the 80's!
2007-05-03 22:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥ I _Love_Love ♥ ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Calvin Harris - the industry
I'm in the industry
you're in the industry
we're in the industry
this is the industry .
total drivel !!
2007-05-04 01:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by Gyp77 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Trio - Da Da Da
Never mind that it half of it is German. It's 100 % real cheese.
da da da
I don't love you you don't love me aha (x4)
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha (x4)
but my favorite part is:
"After all was said and done.
It was right for you to run."
2007-05-03 22:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Black Horse and A Cherry Tree- A big black horse and a cherry tree...And i said no no,no no no no,isay no no,your not the one for me
I hate this song
2007-05-03 23:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by shawty 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
R.kelly, the trapped in the closet mini songs! please have a look as they are hilarious, they were first brought to my attention on the adam and joe show, very funny stuff!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc - this is the best part!
2007-05-03 22:55:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋