let flow your praise for me
Peons and Peasants alike, rejoice in the greatness of me!
I command that you all spend 10 minutes every morning thanking me for your bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes as its with my devine power that I allow ceramic bowls to be made.
All those who doubt my might will be mightely smote with my vacuum cleaner of destruction, which has a +7 attack score against foreigners.
Never forget todays advice for the men from your Savoir, 'Always remove any electric hand buzzer you may have before using a urinal'
And low and behold, I bring great wisdom to the women of the world 'despite how you may appear from the outside, even colonic irrigation cannot make your insides look pretty'
Here endeth the lesson
2007-05-03 21:56:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Try using that against my Trout o Terror with a +12412343123554156134535.2 attack score b****!!!!
2007-05-03 22:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Clint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone did the same thing a few thousand years ago and leagues of people fell for it, so why discount the validity of your wishes....
2007-05-04 04:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by 3am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thank you wise Mike, I shall never again shove a hose up my a*se.
2007-05-04 05:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by tigerfly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes dear.....
(not Cluck Cluck......Coockoo Coockoo...and not for coco-puffs)
2007-05-04 05:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by GlobalMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thankenyoueth oh great leader my life is now fulfilled!
2007-05-04 05:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by paul simon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-05-04 05:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me ?
2007-05-04 04:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by ஐ♥P u S s y CaT♥ஐ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please can I have some of what your smoking?
2007-05-04 05:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋