She is a nasty, pain in the ar*se...Any suggestions on how I can annoy her?..hehehe.
2007-05-03 21:13:23 · 32 answers · asked by David 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
SORRY EVERYONE.
I had a real good laugh with the answers I just could'nt pick ONE.
2007-05-04 22:43:14 · update #1
hide prawns in her shed
2007-05-03 21:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by lushpoppy 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, we've got a neighbour like that too. The first night she moved in she went out, leaving her dog alone and he barked until 12.30am - until she got back in!!!! I couldn't get to sleep and it woke our baby up. I put a VERY polite note through the door and now she ignores me and has sl*gged me off to all the neighbours. I thought she'd respond by apologising, or having a go at me but nothing!
I just act like she's not there now and she does the same with us. We all share the same back garden (with 7 other houses) and everyone else gets on fine with each other.
I would just leave it. Don't try to do something that's gonna make living next to her even more of a nightmare. Ignore her, like we do ours. Just keep yourself to yourself and don't get involved with anything like that.
2007-05-03 21:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by emaf1uk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she's that nasty then being very polite to her will probably annoy her more than you can imagine and more than doing anything bad to her like pouring weedkiller on her lawn, or putting blue tack in her keyhole, or painting all her downstairs windows black.
Not that I'm trying to give you any ideas or anything.
2007-05-03 21:17:49 · answer #3 · answered by Nexus6 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shove some grapes in an airtight bag, squirt the grapes with a little water, then seal it so that it is airtight. Leave it in the sun and let it grow mold. Once moldy, and like a purple ooze, chuck it in her mailbox. The smell will kill and the worst thing is that it lingers for so long. Even worse is when she tries to clean it off. Its even harder to get off then you think!
be creative.......
2007-05-03 21:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by ProFessa_Connartyst 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Obviously, the sensible thing would be just to talk to her but .... ;o)
When she goes away, put two mice - one male, one female through her letterbox. There should be mre than two mice infesting her house when she comes back!
2007-05-03 21:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go and be nice to her.
Neighbours are fairly handy things to have if you need milk or someone to look out for your house when you're on holiday
2007-05-03 21:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jugular 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start a saw machine at night after she turns off the lights
2007-05-03 21:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by SidBridge 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I thought that the saying was "love thy neighbour".
Two wrongs don't make a right, even if you think if makes you feel better.
Try being friendly and "neighbourly".
2007-05-03 21:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pretend to befriend her.... get her mobile number and then have some business cards made using her number... put them in local phone boxes advertising adult services....
2007-05-03 21:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by nuk_su_kow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play loud music, throw eggs at her, invite all your mates round for a wild party. I have got a few neighbours like yours, haha
2007-05-03 21:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
teabags - used of course through the letterbox, or cut the lawn at night, thats always good!
2007-05-03 21:38:10 · answer #11 · answered by paul simon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋