Why do men pee standing up why?

Question

Some of us have to clean up their mess they pee on the
floor and pee is everywhere on toilet seat and some
woman has to come along and clean up the mess and I have
been a Maid before and Housekeeping and I still clean
bathrooms and mens bathroom is worse to clean than womens
bathroom men pee all over everything, there should be a
law against men standing to pee

Answer 1

There's not a lot stopping men from sitting down sometimes if they need to piss nor is there any real barrier to women standing to piss.

Answer 2

To make you ask stupid questions. It the healthiest way to pee for men. Second, that load of crap you are selling is a flat out lie, my bathroom probably looks better then yours. I have a news flash for you: you are a sexist piglet, and you feel overly entitled to an opinion on the bathroom privacy of men. There should be a law against women asking stupid questions on yahoo. Do you want women to loose all respect from society? keep it up, that is what you are working to do. Judging by your question, there is no reason to respect you at all. You should find a bridge to fall off of, the last thing we need is more idiots in this world. I'm sure some where in your delusional brain you think that this is some how a revenge attack on men, because you blame men for anti-abortion support, but it is also women who are against it; defining murder and human life is greatly different then defining bathroom privileges.

Answer 3

Because they can. And because they don't have to clean up their own mess. Don't worry though, eventually nature gets revenge. Men will continue to pee standing even when they really can't do both at the same time any more. A lot of that urine smell in nursing homes comes from guys who frequently pee on their shoes.

Answer 4

It sounds to me like you were either cleaning up after a small male child just learning to pee standing up, or the men were just asleep at the wheel.
Either way I wish I could pee standing up in public restrooms, that way I'd never have to touch the raunchy toilet seat.

Answer 5

In other words there should be a law requiring men to take out their butts in order to urinate. Is that what you want? Look at the mess we make when we pee, and you want to make it unlawful for us to not take out our butts?

The reason why pee ends up everywhere sometimes is the skin of the urethra pinches together & gets stuck. It's something we don't find out until we start going, and the stream is flying in 2-3 directions. The problem isn't with the aim, but with the people who don't clean it up.

Answer 6

actually that's what the toilet seat is for, men don't put down the toilet seat to mess it up, if you ladies would lift it up there'd be nothing to pee on, would it?

also, men who make a mess are men who make mess (not the norm), men generally have much more control over their urine than women.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Structure of the sexes. If women can be said to have an inny - then they need to squat. Men have an outy so if they squat they would urinate on themselves. So they need to stand and aim there urine tube. Men can have a partial closed opening (just like women) I would guess this would cause a spray - This spray is caught by the bowl by women who by nature squat. Men who in nature (outdoors) learn to stand can spray outside the bowl.

Answer 9

because most men are peeing while drunk, hangover, half asleep at 3 in the morning and we dont feel like spening an extra 15 minutes in the bathroom worying about all that other hygenic crap =P

Answer 10

Because it's easier.

I always clean up after myself (if I have to). Don't blame peeing standing up, blame those who go all over the place and just leave it that way.

Answer 11

then create some kind of outside tree trunk urinal. for some reason i am more comfortable pissing in the woods or anywhere outside. maybe you can design a bathroom with an outside wilderness theme. then you wont have to clean up piss.