One day I said to my mom, I said, "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" and my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said... "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!" and then she tied me to the wall, and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut till I was 26 1/2 years old!
2007-05-03 16:40:47 · 13 answers · asked by Shadowfyre 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have been on a steady diet of French Fried Corn Dogs since my 6th birthday. I had never seen a corn dog before that day which coincided with my first visit to the State Fair in Des Moines.
The next morning I woke my parents in their bedroom and asked for corn dogs for breakfast. Thinking that it was a cute little moment, they agreed and then tried to convince me that I should eat my veggies for lunch and dinner. Of course, I refused.
They fought me over my chosen diet for years. But when the doctor told them that the nitrates in the corn dogs had preserved my innards, they capitulated and adopted my prediliction for heaven on a stick for themselves.
So go on and eat that sauerkraut, little Zebra. It'll do a body good.
2007-05-03 17:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange you should ask,that exact same thing just happened to me yesterday,only it wasn't my mom,it was the neighbors wife and she didn't tie me to the wall it was the bed,and it wasn't sauerkraut it was pubic hair,still attached.
2007-05-03 23:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by King pin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'd rather be tied to sauerkraut and be fed rocks..
2007-05-03 23:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That just happened to me this morning. But you're lucky, you got to use a funnel. I had to try to catch it from across the room as she threw shovels full at me.
2007-05-03 23:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, it wasn't sauerkraut. It was peanut butter.
2007-05-03 23:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN that explain a lot about you.
well my mom force fed me green peas.... and that explains a lot about me too.
2007-05-04 00:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wierd Al, is that you?
Hey, let's go to Albuquerquie (ya, I know, I don't know how to spell it either)
2007-05-04 00:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by happy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! I hope that does not happen to me. I feel sorry for you.
2007-05-03 23:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man u must have had the Schwarts every day.
2007-05-03 23:45:25 · answer #9 · answered by NickyNawlins 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mother is always right. Don't you ever forget it.
2007-05-04 07:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋