Who will win the fight?
2007-05-03 13:22:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris.
2007-05-03 13:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Son of Dolemite 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris....duh!
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2007-05-04 07:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can you ever pick agaionst Chuck Norris.? One roundhouse kick and bam they are out into the next century
2007-05-03 13:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by rayda1009 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm..thats a hard one. They are all bad asses. I would have to say Chuck Norris though. No body beats Chuck Norris!
2007-05-03 14:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by jadybaby_76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are the two performed martial artists in genuine existence (Norris created Chuck Soo Do, in accordance with Tang Soo Do, which has similarities to tae kwon do, and Segal in Akido). Norris has a distinctly good music checklist in opposition - He gained a number of international tournaments, and in 1969 replaced into Black Belt magazine's Fighter of the 12 months. In his occupation Norris finished sixty 5-6, having defeated all six combatants that had until now defeated him. He retired in 1974, and in basic terms seen Bruce Lee to be greater advantageous to him. he's likewise an eighth degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, having been named a Grand grasp. With Segal its greater stable to be conscious of the suited certainty, yet he's a seventh dan black belt in Aikido - and he's reportedly the 1st foreigner to function an aikido dojo in Japan. He additionally studied Shito-ryu as a adolescents. different changes - Norris is 11 years older then Segal, yet has so plenty greater opposition scuffling with journey. Chuck is around 5'9" - Segal is 6'4", so Segal has the attain benefit via some distance. project - its obvious that Norris maintains to be in super actual project, on an identical time as Segal - properly that pot abdomen is distinctly visable in his recent video clips. whether, Aikido is a protecting type that doesn't require super project, as its greater for self protection. there is no information of Segal collaborating in any style of journey, different than possibly while he replaced into growing to be up. however the main important distinction is Segal, on an identical time as very proficient in Aikido, has constantly appeared to view martial arts as a ability to get to his genuine needs - appearing, music, and social activism. genuine Norris additionally ventured into appearing and different roles, yet maximum martial artists nonetheless comprehend his artwork - can't say an identical approximately Segal alot of the time. interior the top, i think of in a contest Norris wins - Aikido isn't very effectual in circumstances concerning scoring or triumphing a journey. Its very effectual for protecting your self - yet with Norris' huge journey in opposition, i might supply him the sting over the greater youthful and taller Segal.
2017-01-09 10:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by chottu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kinda question is this?? Chuck Norris would kill everyone with one roundhouse kick to the face. and if that doesnt kill them then he will just stare into there eyes until they spontainiously combust.
2007-05-03 13:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Gunner Fan For Life! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yoda because he has a lightsaber and can cut your head off just like in episode 3
2007-05-03 13:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yoda all the way
2007-05-03 13:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
h e al ut y po
2007-05-03 13:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by reifguy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
borat...he'll trick em all somehow. high-five...wa wa wi wa!!
2007-05-03 13:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋