I'm separated from my wife, can I hear some nagging?

Question

I miss it. . .

Answer 1

Well she's YOUR daughter, buster brown. If you didn't give her every goddamn little thing she asks for then maybe she'd have a little self control. And speaking of self control - why don't you have another beer you lazy shithead? I don't think you've made your quota for the day. God forbid you actually get off that damn computer and spend some time with your family, that is, when you're not working like a hundred hours a week. It's her, isn't it? That little chippy they hired in human resources. I've seen the way you look at her, at the Christmas party just to name one instance. Oh don't give me that innocent, capitulating "What did I do NOW?" look. You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. When did I cease to be your partner and become a receptacle for your grotesque fantasies? Is she the reason we're overdrawn at the bank AGAIN? Yeah, that's right. I went to get my hair done at Judy's Wash n' Set today and our bank card was D-E-C-L-I-N-E-D. Oh no, you're not gonna pin this on me, bucko. No sir! I budgeted for my spring wardrobe and the pool cleaning service. Excuse me! Don't you walk away from me when I'm speaking to you. You're gonna start treating me with the respect I deserve, mister. Starting right now. Change into a clean shirt, for the love of all that's holy - you've been wearing that since yesterday morning. And brush your goddamn hair, I'm embarassed to be seen in public with you. I bet you clean up real nice for HER, hmmm? Yeah, you son of a dog. You forgot Adam's soccer game last night - working late again. What the bloody hell could be so important at work that is worth the heartbreaking look on his face when I'm stuck explaining that Daddy isn't here? Again! And don't even THINK about sleeping on the couch again, watching those "sexual" movies on the alternative lifestyle channel until 4AM. You think nobody hears you grunting like a damn animal all night? 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Answer 2

What do you mean I nag? You sit around all day doing jack nothing, and when I need something from you just once you call it nagging. When are you going to do things without my asking? All I want is a little peace in this house!! Just because you bring a paycheck home doesn't mean you get to sit around all weekend and drink. Your parents should have taught you the rules of life!....

Answer 3

I have been divorced since '02. I just call female relatives when I have the need for nag.

Answer 4

Is that another beer??? Do you have to watch every sports game on TV? The lawn needs aerating and fertilizing. Do you have to leavve your clothes in a pile like that. Another beer? I might as well have married an alcoholic. My mother is coming for the week, do you think you could wear pants for once.

Hope that helps.

Answer 5

What ...? You think, I have nothing better to do, than to nag at you? I have dinner to make and dishes to do afterwards, and what are you doing? You are on that computer again aren't you?

Answer 6

Why don't you ever put that seat down? I have to nag, nag, nag, nag all the time.

Answer 7

Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag!

Answer 8

I'm tired of you coming home from work and sitting on you @ss the rest of the night while i do everything. All you do is wine. "Bring me a beer babe, I cant find the remote babe, there's not toilet paper on the roller babe, did you hear that i farted babe!" Sick of hearing it!Oh and next time your dog shits on the porch im calling the pound!

Answer 9

for crying out loud, how bl*ody hard is it to pick your cloths up off the floor n put them in the basket!! I do blo*dy everything else in this house the least u can do is one tiny thing that i ask, is that really so hard!!

Was that Ok?? lol, i guess im pretty good at it!! lol

Answer 10

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* IT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DONT YOU MAKE DINER MAKE DINNER MAKE DINNER! WHY ARE YOU ON YAHOO I HOPE YOUR CLEAN YOUR CLOSET ! IF YOU DIDINT YOU ARE GOING UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW!! DID YOU PAID THE BILLS IF YOU DIDINT PAID THE BILLS IM GOING TO PULL YOUR EAR FROM THAT COUGH AND YOUR NOT GOING TO WATCH THE CULTS KICK @SS AGAINT THE BEARS!!!! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THE CHERRLEADERS I THINK THATS ONLY THE REASON WHY YOU LIKE THE SUPERBOWL!


was that good pick me as best answer!
love ya

Answer 11

Oh Naggers