if you had to cut off a body part...which would you choose?

Answer 1

My As s! Cause;

I'm either losing it in a card game.
It's running late.
It's in debt.
Someone is threatening to kick it.
Someone is always chewing it out.
It belongs to someone.
If it's late for suppper one more time my wife will leave me.
Some refer to it as smart.
Some refer to it as dumb.
Some refer to it as stupid.
Some say I couldn't find it with a 10 man working party.
Some say it's wise.
Some tell me to kiss theirs while sometimes I tell them to kiss mine.
I'm always trying to keep it out of jail.
I have to worry about it getting fat.
I can't show it without getting into a fight.
Some refer to it as sorry.
Some want to bet it that I can't do something as good as they can.
It's called worthless by my Mother-in-Law.


So, I figured if I ever had to have anything cut off, ......it would be my As s! Cause I could spare myself a whole lot of grief!

Answer 2

The fourth finger of my left hand, lol! I would never cut off a toe, I like sandals too much! And nails and hair are not really body parts so that's cheating!

Answer 3

Finger nails or toenails. Maybe shorten the hair occasionally.

Answer 4

Your head. What? You didn't say it was one of my body parts.

Answer 5

hair in the places you don't want it!


and for people who said you don't need your pinky toe, you're wrong, you do need it. Without it you wouldn't be able to stand balanced. You would fall over.

Answer 6

Pinkie toe.

Answer 7

right pinky. i use my left pinky to fret when i play guitar, and the other fingers on my right hand are needed to hold a baseball correctly.

Answer 8

probably a toe. Im not a fan of sandals anyway.

Answer 9

a toe, got 4 missin one more wont hurt

Answer 10

my husbands ding a ling
kidding. i would cut off my hair