2007-05-03 07:21:54 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it would be a 50,000 page manual
2007-05-03 07:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
1. Warning! Please gently return this woman to wherever you found her.
2. OK, so you've decided to keep her. We warned you. You may often greatly regret this decision, but here are some instructions to possibly help you avoid that regret.
3.This woman must be stroked gently whenever you are with her.
4. Speak to her softly or she will yell back.
5. Buy her nice things, especially when she says she doesn't want anything.
6. Always remember the day you brought her home. Always buy a really nice gift, and do really nice things on that day. Never forget or you will regret it for a very long time!
7. There’s much more, but that should get you started. May the force be with you.
2007-05-03 11:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by warm son 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would say you must be able to read my mind when I am not speaking to you. You must be sensitive to all my mood swings like a finely tuned earthquake seismograph. You must lose all your guy friends and only hang out with me and my girlfriends. you must carry a cell phone at all times so I can keep tabs on you at any moment. you must realize my family is now more important then your family around the holidays. you must now get rid of your whole waredrobe because I do all the clothes shopping for you since you have no style. You must be able to remember wherever I left my keys, purse, hat , gloves, mind etc., when it is that time of the month otherwise I'll get mad at you and treat you badly. well I'll stop here I could write a whole 96 page manual for you.
2007-05-03 07:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Harry Hood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The women or the instructions?
2007-05-03 07:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Point your toes away from this female, and run like the fiery blazes of hell are licking at your backside. Of course I'm married so this response might be just the slightest bit biased :)
2007-05-03 07:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would vary by eah individual do you forget no two women are alike so we would be like some packaged barbie doll you know how they have the diffrent makes and models
2007-05-03 07:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by mrsknowitall 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read very clearly and understand before enjoying. Severe injury or even fatal injury could result if not taken seriously.
2007-05-03 07:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) You can't win.
2) Leave half of your stuff on the table now!
3) I meant half of ALL your stuff.
4) Leave & don't call or come back
2007-05-03 07:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sell the encyclopedia she knows everything
2007-05-03 07:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they would point out that women have mood swings every five minutes?
2007-05-03 07:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Handle with care.
2007-05-03 07:26:44 · answer #11 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋