and see a fat naked man with what looks to be cream cheese spread over his body, with a purple Barney mask and he's singing "I need you tonight."
What do you do?
2007-05-03 07:18:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Throw bagels at him and run .
2007-05-03 07:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by gerdie65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stab him repeatedly with a Nerf spork because;
-he should have used fat-free cream cheese since he's so fat.
-Nobody like Barney anymore...Not even Ritalin-filled kids.
-He's singing soooo off key that it could be considered a crisis of Biblical proportions.
I avoid using a metal spork(that could actually injure him) since he was honest enough with himself to know that he needed a behavior correction & chose the correct song to sing.
I then re-adjust my leather tutu, swim fins, mask & snorkle and continue on with my life journey.
2007-05-03 14:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by candiruesque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First make mental note to self to stop walking down dark alleys.
Next run screaming out of this alley.
2007-05-03 14:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think if he had an erection I'd run. Otherwise I think I would bust a gut laughing. No, wait. Even if he had an erection I'd laugh.
2007-05-03 14:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by tartu2222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snap a picture and then speed walk away.
2007-05-03 14:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Vampira 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look at him oddly and assess wether he is a threat or not . .no threat - ignore him and go about my life . . threat - call 911
after all it takes all kinds to make up our world
2007-05-03 14:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Rainy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
double tap to the sternum,assination style!
2007-05-03 14:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
run for my life.
2007-05-03 14:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by give me something to believe. ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
run like hell the other way.
2007-05-03 14:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Topher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋