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2007-05-03 07:02:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health General Health Care Injuries

24 answers

You don't look like a nurse..







Get out of my house and take your bedpan with you!

2007-05-03 07:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I was asked that question in hospital, I was 8 years olfd and I didn't know what it meant. If they'd phrased it any other (ruder) way I could have answered - as it is I said I hadn't and they responded by forcibly administering a suppository

2007-05-05 14:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, I usually take a dump in the morning, I'm quite regular

2007-05-03 14:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha..thats what they asked me everyday after giving birth to my twins!! - the last thing i felt like doing was 'opening my bowels'!! - but..today - not yet!!

2007-05-03 14:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God I remeber that question after I had a C-section! I lied just to get outta the hospital.....

2007-05-04 10:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by ¸.•*¨) Inked Barbie ¸.•*¨) 6 · 0 0

Yes thankyou!

2007-05-03 16:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by ruthshaw9 3 · 0 0

I'm a penguin thats just learned opera.

2007-05-03 14:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0 0

I'm a paramedic, I bet you haven't tubed anybody today

2007-05-03 14:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by discostu 5 · 0 0

bowely man
bowely man
sneaking round by the toilet can

see you poop
snoopy snoop

got his own little
pooper scoop

lookouuuuuuuutttttttttttttt
lookout for bowely man

2007-05-03 14:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by tinabadina 3 · 1 0

Why you all up in my business? I don't talk to nurses, only doctors.

2007-05-03 14:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by kl?? 5 · 0 1

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