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Fruit flies follow me where ever I go...... Why don't they stick to fruit.............I say this like cartman off of southpark........

bad fruitfly!!!!!!! BAD FRUITFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! G'D IT RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!!!!!!!mooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-03 06:13:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

17 answers

did you go to the same high school as me

2007-05-03 06:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

fruit flies will be attracted to sweet smelling things. perhaps your bodywash/deodorant/cologne is the culprit. or maybe you have a rotting banana in your back pocket?

*EDIT*-were the fruit flies singing "close to you"...b/c then i'd have to go with the gay fly theory.

2007-05-03 06:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jnr528 5 · 5 0

hmmmmm. an old saying comes to mind: "If the shoe fits, wear it. " I think you would be attractive with a swarm of the little buggers flying around your head...go with it..it's a look.

2007-05-03 06:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

CF - did you forget to remove the banana again?


FROM HIS POCKET!!!! Shame on the rest of you for what you were thinking.

2007-05-03 06:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 4 0

"fruit" flies are better than "breeding" germs.. sooo hmm.. It works out well
**Just a joke**

2007-05-03 06:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by *jen* 4 · 2 1

fruit flies are gay, they literally have a "gay gene" i just read it
they are turned on by men (the male ones)

so maybe he recognizes u are a man


p.s. i think ur pic was a prison pic lol i see the shirt is just orange

2007-05-03 06:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

lol lol U R such a sweet thing baby, U made me laugh with this one, and I would like 2 smell U mmmm I think U smell DELICIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

2007-05-03 12:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Strong Heart stronger than never 6 · 1 0

Cuz yer sweet!

2007-05-03 06:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Bzzzzzzt! Dude... you talkin' bout me? Bzzzt! :-P

2007-05-03 06:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 3 0

they can see as well as smell suppose they think your good looking as i do

2007-05-03 06:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by bitburger 2 · 0 0

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