I went to my friend's funeral.
I stooped to speak to her 11 year old daughter.
Got off balance, fell backwards, knocked over a basket of flowers and bumped the casket.
2007-05-03 03:19:27
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answered by ♥♥The Queen Has Spoken♥♥ 7
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WhenI had a seizure while taking a bath and walked out of the bathroom naked in front of not only my nephew, also his girl friend. The type of seizure I have is where you walk around talking doing everything everyone else is doing or chasing people around the house wanting to beat them up. I can complete a meal thar I was cooking, if taking a walk I will walk right up to someones house and knock on the door and not even know it, if shopping will continue shopping and will pay for the items, but not take the items I paid for, etc.. These things can be embarassing, but the one with my nephew was the most.
2007-05-03 03:34:44
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answered by no.#1 Mom 4
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Well, until this week, it was when I fell asleep in the drive-thru at McDonald's (woke up when the manager knocked on the car window).
BUT, this week, I was chatting on a guy friend on IM. Was kind of tired but really into the conversation. Instead of typing "I love that" like I wanted, I typed "I love you". Then, I sent the message before I even realized what I said.
Needless to say, I wanted to crawl under the table and die.
Luckily, he was cool about it & did not freak out.
2007-05-03 03:23:59
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answered by laneydoll 5
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I was a waitress at a gentlemens club. I became pregnant while working there and the owner let me continue working. One night, the place was packed. The DJ announced that all the girls were in the back and he had noone to go on stage. The crowd starting chanting my name, " Dixie, Dixie, Dixie". I got up on stage, fully clothed and 8 months pregnant. I just walked around and took people's money. The stage was covered in money and I was getting ready to walk off and I slipped on a dollar bill. I landed flat on my back right in the middle of the stage. Customers were jumping on the stage, trying to pick me up in their drunken stupor. I finally got to the dressing room. I wasn't hurt, but I was SO embarassed! That embarassing moment made me over $200 though, lol!!
2007-05-03 03:23:12
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answered by Kim Possible 3
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I can make a fool of Myself every time I leave the house. I don't need to be reminded.
In 1970 I was part of a presentation Guard of Honor for H.M. Queen Elizabeth II's visit to Sydney for the Bicenteniary of Captain James Cook's claiming Australia as a part of the British Empire. As Her Majesty's car slowed to a halt not more than 10 feet from where I was stationed someone called out My name...so naturally I turned around so as to find out who it was. It was a friend. I was caught on TV standing with my back to The Queen. When I turned back around She was looking straight at Me. Not My best day out.
2007-05-03 04:08:04
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answered by Ashleigh 7
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You want to hear it...here it is......What ha[p[ens wheh your having sex with your wife is the most comfortable position and your four-year old Son open the bed room door and just stands there watching and doesn't say a word.
My Wife had turned her to head and notices that he is in the room and screams.
That was my embarrasing moment in my life. The boy should of been a sleep in bed. So much for that thought.
2007-05-03 03:48:38
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answered by Anonymous
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I was about 12 years old. I will never forget it. I was in a choir and we were performing at a retirement home. I went to sit in a chair and one of my classmates pulled it out from under me. I fell on the floor in front of the whole audience. Did I mention I was wearing a skirt? You get the picture.
2007-05-03 03:20:30
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answered by Anonymous
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It was yesterday, the bell rung ,and I though I was going to be late. And, I was running down the hallway ,and I ran face smack against this girl's locker..LOL I have to admit ,I have a black eye..LOL
2007-05-03 04:31:21
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answered by ~Korn~ 2
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i was at work and i decide to wear a skirt to work that day and my skirt ripped all the way and i dint have on any panties and where i worked was like in the hood and all these boys was trying to talk to me i have never been so embarrassed in my life
2007-05-03 06:08:18
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answered by LilTasha 2
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i was in spanish class and i farted real loud and everybody even the teacher stared at me for like a minute until i started doing fart sounds with my mouth so they would think that it wasent a real fart....but it didnt work and i locked my self in the bathroom until that class was over
2007-05-03 03:20:29
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answered by Anonymous
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