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2007-05-03 02:51:02 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

38 answers

TRY TO ESCAPE HER GRAVITATIONAL PULL

2007-05-03 02:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by jason k 3 · 3 0

I would insert a hose and fill her full of helium, attach a large basket, and send Donald Trump on a long hot air balloon ride! While cruising over Bali, Rosie would be taken by "the Others" and impregnated with an alien hybrid and Elizabeth's baby. Donald would save the day by delivering the Elizabeth-Alien hybrid. Mitt Romney, newly elected by Scientologists to head L.Ron Hubbard's organizations, will award Donald the Nobel prize for science.

Go ahead and laugh, but some of this is true!!

2007-05-03 07:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 0

I would marvel at your supernatural strength and hope that you would always be on my side in a bar fight. I would also get out of the way as quickly as possible - I wouldn't want her "expertise" in metallurgy to rub off on me. Steel doesn't melt at the temperature of burning jet fuel - it only turns to the consistency of chewed bubble gum - perfect for holding up floors of a skyscraper. Then I think I might superglue her mouth shut so that she can't pass on her ignorance to anybody else. Ellen Degeneres is sweet - Rosie O'Donnell is obnoxious and arrogant.

2007-05-03 02:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 4 0

I wouldn't worry, because you'd need a crane to lift her, then a catapult to throw her, so while you were getting these things, and spending time using 50 rolls of duct tape to close her Carlsbad Caverns mouth, I'd just run away.

2007-05-03 07:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jacky Shecky 3 · 0 0

I'd call the Guinness World Records folks and tell them that I have found the strongest man that has ever lived. She has to weigh over 2 tons MINIMUM.

2007-05-03 02:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It wouldn't hurt me. I would hurry up and grab Donald Trump's hair wig and it would bounce Rosie right back. Nothing is getting past his wig.

2007-05-03 03:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by spencirye 3 · 0 0

First of all I would be astonished at your strength and then if you were able to perform such a task I would move and let her hit the ground with a violent thud.

2007-05-03 02:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by Goober W 4 · 4 0

Throw a bunch of dollar bills at her and tell her if you fold them the right way it says "You're a fat B*****!" on it and kinda makes the president look like Gandhi.

2007-05-03 02:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0 0

Throw Donald Trump right back.

2007-05-03 02:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 · 1 0

I would move out of the way and watch to see how big of a hole she made in the wall

2007-05-03 02:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by besthusbandever 4 · 1 0

I would think I would step out of the way and then politely help her up :)

unless of course you are asking to throw her at me verbally....

then I would take on anything she has to say!

2007-05-03 02:55:04 · answer #11 · answered by Cindy 3 · 1 0

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