Satan says I should get a massage with a happy ending. What is that? Are there ones with unhappy endings?
2007-05-03 02:46:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
oh no ...... i got myself into much trouble with giving out those type of massages
2007-05-03 02:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The unhappy ones are when they stab you in the face and take your wallet at the end. That's why you don't accept massages from people in the alley.
2007-05-03 02:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by Kyleontheweb 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your friend owns the massage parlor - with the price of gas these days he probably needs the extra money (although his brother Dick Cheney might loan it to him). Provide the "happy ending" for yourself - its cheaper. The "happy ending" is advanced onanism - you can look up what it is yourself.
2007-05-03 02:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unhappy ending is when she just finished eating a really spicy food with lots of hot sauce, and didn't rinse. Makes life more interesting.
2007-05-03 02:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by lollipop 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I never knew that messages had certain endings but I think wut ur friend meant was wether u still felt relaxed or not when the message wz ova.... but apparently he must think u r stressed enough that u have to go get one so that means lay down on ur stomach & get what u deserve.... a message!!! it'll be relaxing & i believe u will feel relieved when its over.
2007-05-03 02:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relaxing is not a devil thing. It help rejuvenate and refresh and regain energy. It is God's recommendation.
2007-05-03 04:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Weerapat P. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, there are --- the kind you get in prison.
2007-05-03 02:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by JeffyB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-05-03 02:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by hollybear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see a shrink, you need help.
2007-05-03 02:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhm i guess it means...sex. i guess. i dont know either.
2007-05-03 02:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋