What is the best way to assault someone using only a banana?

Answer 1

put it in a banana launcher.

aim at the face.

Answer 2

Stab them in the eye with a banana, and while they are running around trying to get the banana out of their eye throw the banana peel on the floor so they'll trip & fall.=)

Answer 3

Peel the banana. Crush it on the ground in a place where the person will walk. Remember to strategically place the skin. Watch them slide and create major damage.

Good luck.

Answer 4

eat the banana.
yum.
have them slip on the peel.
attack!

u assaulted him plus u just got a healthy snack.

Answer 5

My preferred method is:

1) peel several bananas
2) mush the bananas into a banana paste
3) smear the paste all over your enemy
4) toss your enemy into a gorilla pit
5) laugh as the gorillas pummel and devour your enemy

Answer 6

Secretly place an army of Trojan warriors inside the banana and then offer it to them as a gift. When they start to peel it, wham! You should bring a camera to catch the surprised look on their face.

Answer 7

Make it into a sickly sweet banana cream pie, and force them to eat it in one sitting, with nothing to drink.

Answer 8

Hey, I've actually done this!!! If you throw it really hard across the living room and it smacks into their head it's deadly... I'll never forget that day...it was a great day...ahhhh memories.

Answer 9

Chew the banana with your mouth wide open, nasty sounds and all. That should do it.

Answer 10

Cram it down their throat and make 'em slip on the peel backwards. Or cut it in half and stuff each half down their ears.