For Guys ONLY! No Women!?

Question

I need some feedback on why you think it's great being a guy:
name your favorites......here's some of mine.......
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
Flowers fix everything
The occasional belch is expected
If another guy shows up at a party wearing the same outfit, you might become life long buddies
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
You don’t give a rat’sass if someone notices your new haircut
People don’t stare at your chest when you talk to them
The world is your urinal
Same work…more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
There is always a game on somewhere

Wedding plans take care of themselves
You get to think about sex 90% of the time
Car mechanics tell you the truth
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
You know at least 20 ways to open a bottle of beer
Wedding dress $2000; Tux rental $100
The remote is yours and yours alone
Bachelor parties kick *** over bridal showers
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase “F**k It”
You can write your name in the snow

Trojan ~ You ROCK....I was LMAO!

Ella.......that's just mean....ROTFLMAO!!!!

Answer 1

1) We don't have to bleed every month. If we do bleed, it's just something to boast about, maybe even take pictures.
2) We don't need to sanitize the toilet seat when peeing.
3) Battlesh*t to entertain us in the bathroom.
4) We don't need to utter a single word to understand each other. A single nod, a finger, or a stare will more than suffice.
5) We can wear our shirts forever without doing laundry.
6) Cologne and shampoo is cheaper: soap.
7) We can live with 2 pairs of shoes. If it wears out, it just means we now own slippers.
8) Picking toe jam is an option and a hobby
9) We drive better
10) We can act like pigs since we're already labeled that way
11) Shaving is easier
12) We don't need to carry anything in our stomach for 9 months...except beer.
13) If we screw up, we can always just say "ah screw it" and not dwell on it
14) we can fix anything with duct tape and not spend $1,000 to have someone fix it in less than a minute
15) we can be in the same room as bugs
16) we can act childish without blushing
17) we can entertain ourselves by making funny sounds for HOURS
18) men can have a fight then buy each other beer afterwards
19) we can hold a child, a hotdog, a beer, a popcorn, peanuts, ice cream AND catch a fly ball while yelling profanities at a player without dropping a single item...and even if we do, "ah screw it".

Answer 2

All men have a 24 hour 7 days a week international support group to turn to we they have been accousted by a feminist

Answer 3

can just get out of bed and get out of the door ready for work in 5 min
can go to the bathroom out of a boat
when your taking a dump you have something to hold on to
getting dirty is the way to go
dont have to worry about cleaning your self 24/7
worry about how your car sounds and runs then decorating your house
get drunk and talk about F***ing chicks all day wile your doing it

Answer 4

So many of the things on that list are either from middle school or the group of self-conscience men in Starbucks who are never able to pick up a good-looking girl.

You and Trojan should hook up.

Answer 5

I have a lot of favorites but all of mine except for videogames that have intense gore, the ability to have stronger ESP, the abilty to use something girls can't use, doing nothing but throwing stuff hen you're packing and buying more when it breaks. The abilty to scratch my own *** without people staring, I'm not born with fraillness or being easy to beat up. Last in the past, present, and other countries we were better than women and women were practically our slaves.

Answer 6

You definately have some good ones. I'll agree with you.

Guys can also write sloppy and no one cares
We don't spend an hour in the bathroom putting on makeup.
Just the 3 S's (if you know what I mean)

Answer 7

Anytime I see a WOMEN ONLY page on 360 _ I also get the impression that loads of guys still try and contact the (usually lesbian or bi) woman page owner.

Any way - feedback on why its great being a guy:
all of the above and
you can only come once and then its over for you
you go bald
you die in wars
you start wars
you die younger than women
only a handful of you are needed to further the human race - the rest are superflous to requirement
your sexual organs are external to your body and so are potentially subject to extraction - ie see the bobbit case
you think with your sexual organ for the vast majority of time and therefore make stupid decisions.....

yep - its great being a guy!

Answer 8

Quick Thinking!!

Answer 9

you know, it is my first time in life that i wish, only for a second, to be a man...:)
good for you, but you know, being a woman has its glow too, only a woman would have a whole new life out of her by giving birth, if you just tried this feeling once!!!!!

Answer 10

lol i h8 2 put this way but it's just not that ez 4 women but i agree with some things