1) Isn't Yahoo!Answers fun!!!
2) How did I ever live before finding you!
3) Can I turn in my points for a vacation to______________?
4) What EXACTLY is a 'troll' anyway?
5) NO!!! You cant have my orange badge!
2007-05-02 11:27:30 · 3 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
PART TWO.....to the story of, "Yahoo! Answers"......suspect in the murder of Tom Peckersmith, Town Stud of Dodge.
(Remember, Matt had just left the Longbranch. In his efforts to discover the murderer to Tom Peckersmith, he had mentioned the name of that new fellow in town.....Yahoo!Answers. No one seemed interested in Matt's theory that Yahoo may have been the culprit.)
When Matt finally got back to his office, he found his girlfriend, Sunshine MacGillicutty, laying out a lovely lunch for the two of them on a table. The sight of her waiting for him erased the frown from his face. Matt walked over to her and held her in his arms.....(2) "How did I ever live before finding you?!" Sunshine just nibbled his ear and cooed. "I fixed you a yummy lunch, baby. I even made one of those new things that we read about in the magazine....you know...trolls." Matt sat down and reached for one of them....(4) "What EXACTLY is a 'troll' anyway?" Sunshine:" I think it is a cross between a muffin and a pickle." Matt made a face....."Oh, goody!"
" You eat the trolls while I snack on one of these lovely orange badges.....mmmmmm. They are so delicious," sighed Sunshine. Matt tried to grab one. (5) "NO!!! You cant have my orange badge!" Sunshine laughed and popped it in her mouth. Matt complained that she was getting the best food Sunshine: " Pip, pip and doodley do." She laughed and folded her napkin into the shape of a swan. Her talents never ceased to amaze Matt.
Within a few minutes, Festus burst into the room. "MATTHEW?? Oh, hello Miss Sunshine." He tipped his hat. " Matthew, (3) Can I turn in my points for a vacation to Washington, D.C.?" Matt looked puzzled..."POINTS?! What on earth are you talking about?" Festus explained that for every beer he drank down at the Longbranch, he was rewarded points. "Festus, Kitty is doing that as a promotion for her new line of beer, 'Uncle Dick's Butkus.' The fella with the most points at the end of the week gets a free keg of beer." Festus was out the door in a flash.
"SunnyMac, don't hold dinner for me." She pouted as he explained that he needed to figure out just who killed T. Peckersmith. "You know, Matt. Some people are even suggesting YOU did it." Matt stared at her...."ME?!"
"Well, when you found out that Tom was making advances to me, you got so upset...remember how you told him that if he ever did that again you would killl him?" "Yeah, but that was just a figure of speech."
OR WAS IT????
POST ANOTHER QUESTION SO YOU CAN READ THE CONCLUSION TO:
" YAHOO! ANSWERS.......INNOCENT OR GUILTY."
2007-05-04 07:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
i dont have a story will a poem do? isnt yahoo answers fun? yes its true,how did i ever live before finding you ? can i turn in my points for a vacation to Bombay? what exactly is a troll anyway?ill tell you for the last time madge,No you cant have my orange badge. hows that?
2007-05-02 11:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You dropped a bomb on me under the boardwalk. Still I am wishin and hopin for endless love when I saw her standing there and aint too proud to beg. . .
2016-05-19 01:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋