I think they hate even being in the same draw as knives and forks. Those spoons, they always think they're so special don't they?
May be I should go to bed now...
2007-05-02 10:12:57 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The other morning at 2 am I heard this clattering and commotion in the kitchen. I went in and turned on the light and it all stopped. The next morning at breakfast, some of the knives forks and spoons were bent. I think they'd been fighting. So I'm now sleeping on the kitchen floor with the cat. I'll catch them at it yet. Oh, yes, I've got my camera and my tape recorder....where's my medication?
2007-05-02 10:21:52 · update #1
Hey, Scout - what about a tuning fork then? They've got perfect pitch, the stuck up barsts.
2007-05-02 10:24:35 · update #2
Spoons are easy to get along with as they cuddle so nicely. Forks and knives on the other hand can get pretty picky and down right vicious.
Good night!
2007-05-02 10:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have thought that spoons and knives hate forks. As well as using their tines to stab food, forks can also scoop food up like a spoon and, if the food is tender enough can cut it too, with their edge.
Who do they think they are, trying to take work away from the spoons and knives?
B*stards.
2007-05-02 10:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by john g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for the spoons they are always left out you never say knives, forks and spoons. You only say Knives and forks, WHY! i think i need to go to bed too
2007-05-02 10:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by Richard H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The knifes and forks have never gotten over the fact that the dish ran away with the spoon. They have never forgiven the spoons.
2007-05-02 10:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by sendittojeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only when the spoon comes to the fork in the road and can't quite cut it as far as which way to go.
2007-05-02 10:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that the forks && knives hate the spoon! Cuz its sooo different! && why else would the forks and knives have sharp parts if not to kill the spoon?
2007-05-02 10:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the spoons think they're superior as they double as a musical instrument.. Well you can't play the forks can you??
Please stay up you made me laugh.
2007-05-02 10:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by Scout 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that spoons are ok..i think the knives have the problem..the spoons get to scoop stuff and stir stuff..the knife just spreads butter or jam and the fork gets to be used the most..the butter knives are way jealous/// they r waiting for the right moment to you know...
2007-05-02 10:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by LOONEY LADY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What i think of is diverse human beings hate diverse sounds. such as you hate the forks and spoons on the plates. etc. I kinda dont like the sound while somebody scrapes the fork on the plate. It gets me somewhat annoyed. i think of its commonly used.
2016-10-14 09:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by doloris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be mean.. the spoons are just lonely because they have to be all alone on the right side of the dinner plate.
2007-05-02 10:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋