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Of course your pregnant you nugget , youve had the grocers plums !!!

2007-05-02 10:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 · 0 0

Now let me get this straight. From the tone of your question, it seems that, DESPITE being a virgin, you got an extra plum. This implies that the normal policy for this greengrocer is NO EXTRA PLUMS FOR VIRGINS (strange policy for a greengrocer to adopt, but there you go).
You then follow with a total non sequitur about wondering if you're pregnant. I think you can rest easy. Going to the greengrocer's is in no way a sexual act, thereby resulting in possible pregnancy - it is an act of SHOPPING. You should just enjoy your extra plum.

2007-05-02 10:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by john g 5 · 0 0

What does a plum have to do with being pregnant? You've lost me. Isn't that a contradictions to say you are a virgin, then ask if you are pregnant?

2007-05-02 10:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1 0

You're plum loco if you did it with a plum!
If this pregnancy produces anything, you
won't need a carriage, just a fruit stand
in front of where you live!

2007-05-02 10:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by LuckyLilTroll2U 4 · 0 0

You are expecting a Plum Duff

2007-05-02 10:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0 0

Yes

2007-05-02 10:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Since a plum is a fruit, I think you're safe, at least for now.

2007-05-02 10:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Firespider 7 · 1 0

Don't be so stupid a plum wont make you pregnant, but a cucumber may stop you being a virgin......

2007-05-02 10:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 1 0

No, you only need to worry if the baker gave you a bun in the oven, or the postman emptied his sack, or the milkman gave you his goldtop

2007-05-02 10:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Are you talking about those ridiculous commercials??? There is one with a woman jogging and she suddenly stops and says, "I've had trouble concentrating lately...could I be pregnant?"

So lame. OMG, take a pregnancy test already.

2007-05-02 10:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by fun_purple_beach 6 · 0 0

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