what was your most embarrassing moment ever that you would rather forget?

Answer 1

I had a new carpet fitted one saturday morning and they came really early so I made my husband get up while I had a lazy sleep. When I came downstairs after they'd gone, there was a lime green band all the way across the carpet! I went absolutely ape, phoned the shop and had a screaming match with the little cow who answered the phone!!! When my mum came round a little later, I went to show it to her and couldn't find it - all of a sudden, the sun came back out and the band had moved!!! It turned out the 'band' was the sun shining through my husbands bloody lava lamp which he'd put on the window sill out of the carpet fitters way.............I was mortified at how badly I'd shouted at the girl who answered the phone and still cringe when I think about it now

Answer 2

Just last week, I thought I'd play a naughty prank on my hubby.

I tucked a pair of my lacy panties into his lunch bag, along with a note that read "If they're in your lunch, they're not covering your dessert"

I didn't know he had a lunchtime brainstorming session planned. He just dumped the bag out onto the table in front of all the guys. He caleed me laughing really hard, and I could hear everyone else. Worse, he was so busy laughing he couldn't think right, so he said "I don't get the riddle" and read my note out loud to me. One of the guys yelled "It means she ain't wearing any, Dopey!"

I pick him up after work, and I have to go upstairs when I get there. I am wearing a dress, and everyone is giggling. As we get into the elevator, his BOSS calls out to him "Hey Joey, forget dinner, just make sure you eat ALL of your dessert!"

I was soooooo embarrassed. He's still laughing about it.

Answer 3

My most embarrasing moment ever was when I was in 7th grade and we were all in class. Theres was this kid that liked to play jokes on people. So we were delivering the papers around school and as we're walking in he tripped me and I fell flat on my face. It hurt emotionally and physically because my cush was there and the mean girls never let me forget it. Lol I laugh now though. = )

Answer 4

playing my face big time in a quick fit when the charged me full price for tyres...l was groaning that there was a 20% off offer..so after a big discussion.they gave in and
agreed...full of indignation l raced home..got hold of the paper intending to go straight back to prove my point and show them their so called offer they claimed not to know about was in the local rag.(pride before a fall you bet).only to discover the offer was with national tyres..not quick fit at all...l still feel embarrased now...

Answer 5

Please keep this to your self.....

I was sitting on the floor watching the TV...my girlfriend was sitting on the couch talking to her mother when i felt something crawl down my back into the crack of my ar­se ...i stood up and dropped my trousers thinking it was a spider ( i am scared of spiders)... I was standing there naked (from the wasit down) in front of my girlfriend and her mother only to realise at it was a bead of sweat what ran down the crack of my ar­se and not a spider...I still don't think her mother has been the full shilling since

Answer 6

When I tried to write a cheque with a tampon (+ applicator) in a crowded bank (It was the same size as my pen!) I went bright red and everyone laughed

Answer 7

This happens to everyone at some point. You have a itchy bum & you have got to scratch it!!. trouble is there are CCTV cameras practially everywhere..it is something everyone wishes to forget!!! Or the classic.....coughing & farting at the same time!!!.

Answer 8

I'm trying to forget it man.

Answer 9

The day I got court martialled.

Answer 10

It was so embarrassing, I've forgotten