2007-05-02 10:01:41 · 16 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
She, being a very funky red and white 1963 Humber 90, would ask me where the heck am I as she's been parked in a garage all alone for 5 years while I travel the corners of the globe.
Then we would have a moment together reminiscing all the miles we did over the years. She'd giggle while remembering the frustration she would occasionally cause me by not behaving herself and shed a tear for the memories of us traveling along the open road, me singing loud and tuneless while she purred effortlessly.
She'd ask me when will I be home and can she please have some oil (as I know it will have all leaked out by now!). She'd tell me she misses our days of aimless rambling and maybe I could let her have a new driver so she can blow the cobwebs out of her headlights.
I'll have to consider that carefully, it seems mean to cage a wild beast for so long.
2007-05-02 10:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Snappyjenn 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Quit burying farts in the seat to hide the smell from everyone. I don't like the way it smells but I'm sure they would. Also, thanks for getting your oil changed a little over the suggested mileage. If you try to sell me I will brake down right here.
2007-05-02 18:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by lemon cheese 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would say that she likes the way I drive much better than the way my husband drives. She would also say she would like to have the pollen rinsed off her lovely silvery skin.
2007-05-02 17:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for your gentle touch, for the way that you let me run on the interstate and for the way you care for me. Could you get that bird out of my grill?
2007-05-02 20:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that when i first bought my car i took awesome car of it (always clean and nice looking) Now it's dirty.
also that i tend to speed all the time!
2007-05-02 17:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by stephanie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please clean me out and give me a nice wash and wax. And hey,stop getting me so close to them other cars on the road,dang it!!
2007-05-03 04:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ღ♥Jeanene♥ღ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me: Hello car, how's it going?
car: vroom vroom
Me: Yeah, I hear that.
car: vroom vroom
Me: Huh? Are you sure?
car: vroom vroom
Me: That's not cool, let's go kick some a**.
car: vroom vroom
2007-05-02 17:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would say (Wish there is a day which we can Exchange places ..
Then i will prefer Jackass To Ride .... than this Ass0...)
lol
2007-05-02 18:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by valentino's 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You pick you nose too much you slob! lol jk
2007-05-02 17:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by Whit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Together, car and driver, we shall whip this environment into submission! Mwa ha ha, mwa ha ha!!!!
2007-05-02 17:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by Existentialist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋