Can someone write me a 5-line Limerick? Nothing inappropriate, please.?

Answer 1

There once was a boy from Florida state
Who had so much food on his plate
He kept eating and eating
And soon broke his seating
Because he had gained so much weight.

Or

There once was a hungry girl from New York
Who decided that she wanted to eat pork.
She forgot that she was Jewish
And turned oh so blue-ish
That hungry girl from New York

Answer 2

There was a young man from Peru
Who hadn't a clue what to do
So he stood on his head
'til his whole face turned red
And the tips of his fingers turned blue.

Answer 3

If this is a school assignment and you don't want to do it yourself:

I don't like to do my own work,
Cuz working is something I shirk.
I ask on Yahoo!
For someone to do
My homework, because I'm a jerk.

Answer 4

There once was a girl on Yahoo
Who didn't know what she should do
So, she wrote "Can you write
Something funny and bright?"
And I give this "Answer" to you.

Answer 5

Any particular subject?