Do I need to have a big Kazooie i wanna be a PO RNSTAR?

Answer 1

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Do I need to have a big Kazooie i wanna be a PO RNSTAR?

Answer 2

I doubt they would hire anyone that would use "kazooie" as a euphemism, no matter how big it is. May I suggest you join a circus instead, and call yourself "The Big Kazooie". Those of us who saw this question will get the joke and have a private laugh.

Answer 3

It's not your big kazooie we worry about -

it's your dinky little pimple of a brain.

You might get hired on as a porn star, but you'd get killed crossing the street because you don't know what "Don't Walk" means.

Answer 4

I dont think you need anything special. Ive seen some small and big of everything. Even the people are sometimes not that good looking. If youre good looking and have a so-so one you can still do it. Ron Jeremy is butt ugly and his isnt even that big. Good luck!!!