By ripping your blouse/shirt, emptying a bottle of ketchup over your heads and answering the door whilst slumped against the door frame groaning pityfully?
My postman thinks I'm so hilarious he's got his mates to knock instead just so they can also share in the joke and be part of the fun. They must have all gone on holiday lately though, as no-ones knocked for a while.
2007-05-01 22:56:49 · 17 answers · asked by really sodding nice r 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't go to such great lengths, but I do enjoy whipping the door open really quickly and shouting my friendliest "Hi!" when he's just on the other side. You'd think the guy would have become immune to it by now, but he jumps about 5 feet every time.
By the way, you are my new hero.
2007-05-01 23:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by voodoodolly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit, I like scaring the mailman sometimes, too, but I don't have access to blouses or ketchup. I just have to be resourseful. Now I don't feel so weird for doing it. I LOVE you for that.
2007-05-01 23:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mailbox of LOVE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey you know I might just try that, my postman is right grumpy old devil, it will either shock him into speaking for once or better still make him laugh, good idea
2007-05-01 23:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The next knock you get may be from that man in the white coat.
2007-05-01 22:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hm, i didn't know that in mental institutions they allow the postman to actually knock on every patient's door...
are you sure you don't mix the nursing staff with the postmen?...
2007-05-01 23:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by black_dahlia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex used to run to the door barking!
2007-05-01 22:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't have one
2007-05-01 22:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, we've got a good deal. I chain up the dog and he delivers my mail. It was his idea, actually.
2007-05-01 22:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by John M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, poor man, He would probably die of a heart attack, he looks quite old
2007-05-01 23:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol your a nutter I will come round and you can make me laugh ,you sound great .x
2007-05-01 23:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋