My friend wants a really immature, silly way of telling his friends his wife's pregnant. I looked in my Viz 'Profanisaurus' and could only find the following:
up the poke
up the stick
up the duff
etc
e.g. "get the beers in lads, Kirsty's up the poke!"
any more offers?
2007-05-01 22:54:50 · 15 answers · asked by megtownson 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
She knocked up!
Had a visit from the Postman!
She got in the bath after me!
2007-05-01 22:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bronze so didnt read the question either that or has no sense of humour up the poke lmao funny
2007-05-04 17:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baking buns in the oven?
2007-05-02 05:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by dj8t4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the nest
Gone to work on an egg
2007-05-02 05:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by CMH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the pudding club....
bun in the oven
body full of mischief
body full of arms and legs
congratulations
2007-05-02 08:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Up the duff is most popular by far!
2007-05-02 05:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by PollyPocket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who told you i couldn cook..iv put the bun in the oven ..drink up
2007-05-02 06:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i scored the goal whilst my wife was the goal keeper "
2007-05-02 06:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by BeautyBreak H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes knocked up
2007-05-02 06:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by abra_got_personality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so whos going to be a daddy then!
2007-05-02 05:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by shell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋