Have you ever thought about calling into work and saying you won't be in because your dead?

Question

Or that you can't really come with a good reason so you be in when your da** good and ready?

Answer 1

Hi Richard, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe, that is a good one. I only wish we could do that and get away with it. Hey lets tie the boss up and do it any away. LOL LOL LOL LOL This has made my day. Thank You Much.
A Friend.
Clowmy

Answer 2

lol..yes when I worked in a factory...it was being a well-paid inmate. We were only allowed 1% absenteeism or u were written up. It was a unionized environment which really sucked with very low morale and an us against them mentality. U might as well brought a pillow to the union meetings as it wasted a Saturday morning, as everything that was planned in the meeting never came to fruition. It was the closest I ever came to being the walking dead. So we would look forward to a snow day or a power outage. The joke was to have someone push ur coffin in if u had died. I died everyday there as I was dying to get out. The day I left was like the whole world leaving my shoulders. I have never made the money I made there, but job satisfaction and happiness is worth much more.

God Bless U,

Daniel
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Answer 3

Funny.

Wouldn't try the 2nd question, or wouldn't have a job.

Answer 4

Sometimes I call in sick.....Sick of working. LOL

Answer 5

yes

Answer 6

ha ha! that would be funny.

**ring ring** **answers phone**

voice on phone: hi this is (your name here) i wont be able to make it to work today bcuzz i am dead

Answer 7

LOL, well I don't work, but if I did...... ummmm..... yeah, I don't think I would.

Answer 8

No, but I'd like to!

Answer 9

no cuz that is impossible

Answer 10

no