2007-05-01 15:48:06 · 22 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
get as small as possible, in the fetal position and cover up all important organs... play possum or play dead
2007-05-02 15:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by craftsmanestes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call Stephen Colbert. He too considers bears to be a big threat.
2007-05-02 07:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take out your .44mag and blow a large hole in his head. What? You aint got a gun? Offer the bear a Tums for when he is done having you for dinner.
2007-05-01 22:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by asbratcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop, drop, and roll.
No sorry, thats if you are on fire.
Crawl under your desk.
No sorry, thats for an atomic attack.
Wait, I know, climb a tree.
2007-05-01 22:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by dana5169 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer him a Coke.
2007-05-02 03:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abort the fetal position!!!!
2007-05-01 22:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it that jar of honey you are carrying, and run as fast as you can.
2007-05-01 22:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh no. that is so not good.
Um, let's see, let me think back to survival scout training.
um...um....um.. Oh YES, I remember!
You should continue to spend time on yahoo answers.
Hope it helps. :-)
2007-05-01 22:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by happy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
add some salt and pepper and maybe some catsup
2007-05-01 23:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you haven't made out your will, now would be a good time.
2007-05-01 22:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋