If I was a monkey
Stuck in a zoo
I'd take the zookeeper's keys
And at him throw poo.
I know, gross, but I was bored. Watcha think?
2007-05-01 11:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hahah, cute, but it sounds to me like you have a bit too much time on your hands at the moment. That's alright though, last night after I ran out of answers I had nothing to do, and I had the same problem, and I actually wrote a poem also, I will share it with you. It's about one of my ex boyfriends.
*I don't miss Rob*
As a matter of fact, I never liked you
You resemble a rat, yet a dog too,
When the question came up about if a human and dog could have a baby,
We were stumped, thinking, well maybe
Then we saw you, and knew it was true,
Yes they can, that's how we got you,
You bugged me to date you and I felt bad,
So I gave it a shot,
That relationship was sad,
What a joke it was and I laugh to this day,
How one man can make me want to turn gay.
Hahahah!
2007-05-01 12:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep talking like that, and if you are ever a Monkey you will have a hard time finding a zoo willing to take you in!!!!!!!!
2007-05-01 12:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um it is weird not a great one guess again!! 1/10
2007-05-01 11:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by iLoVeNaThAn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definite, all of us understand that Bukowski thought he became a God, all-powerful, the only one which observed certainty, all others have been blind and it could make you hate him, different than, his disdain and condescending became so splendidly expressed, ya basically gotta know the ol' prick and supply him his due.
2017-01-09 06:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a disturbing sense of humor so naturally, I like it.
2007-05-01 11:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it was disturbing in a funny way
2007-05-01 11:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by Robert S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and i'm enjoying a banana reading it !
2007-05-01 11:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Vee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute .funny
2007-05-01 11:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-05-01 11:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that poetry? ha IT SUCKS
2007-05-01 11:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by henderson,nv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋