2007-05-01 09:39:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you are lying because females do not poop
i refuse to believe it
2007-05-01 09:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Huh? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's normal. When I first moved up here, my phone would not ring once all day long, but as soon as I go into the bathroom, it would start ringing. This was happening so often, my kids and my mom were beginning to think I was lying about it. It did not matter what time of the day or night it was, it would happen. I got to the point where if somebody asked where I was, and why didn't I answer my phone, I would lie about it and say I was doing something else. If I got lonesome, and wished somebody would call me, I would just sit in the bathroom for a couple minutes, and the phone would ring.
2007-05-01 09:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.... um.... well... call them back and tell them you were:
-In the shower
-Washing dishes and your hands were dirty
-Preparing breakfast/lunch/dinner and your hands were dirty
-Outside getting something out of the car
-Just barely missed it
-Couldn't stop to answer the phone because what you were watching on TV was too intense to interupt (better have a back-up story as to what it is you were watching if they get interested and ask)
-You were in a hyper funky mood and tried to answer with your foot and it dropped and broke upon landing
If you decide to answer when on the can:
-Try not to make any noises
-Don't let them hear you flush the toilet
-Bathrooms are usually more echoey so it's just generally a bad place to have a call.. especially if people know your bathroom is echoey and they know they called your home phone number
2007-05-01 09:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by Ethen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happens to me to, so I grab the cordless and let them know I'm pooping...then depending on how intense it is I either keep going talking or tell them i have to finish dropping my kids off
2007-05-01 09:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by LOLITA G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe someone has a poop-radar on you and they know when you're about to drop a stinking load. You need to get a pooh-scrambler to scramble those signals.
2007-05-01 09:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by D. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because there is this sensor that is embedded on your toilet seat that triggers itself whenever you sit down which makes the phone automatically ring...
2007-05-01 09:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by Barack_O' Llama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if you have a cordless phone take it w/ you next time...no one needs to know what you're doing when they call...just be sure not to drop it in the toilet
2007-05-01 09:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by ☼CubsFan☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be the neighbors peeking in the window with binoculars..
2007-05-01 09:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a case of bad luck there.
2007-05-01 09:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by rayda1009 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's like we're being watched!
2007-05-01 09:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋