A Story that contains these phrases?

Question

Haven't I met you somplace before.....
Frankly Scarlet I don't .... Well you know!
Same time next year?
Now that's one for the record books.

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

The big barn dance was to be held on Saturday evening. Everyone was a-buzz.....the gents were practicing up their dance moves and all the ladies were either buying dresses or buying the material to make their own dress. Miss Kitty, who was "back on the wagon," was feeling pretty good. After Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal and longtime "boyfriend," had left her for the new lady in town, a Sunshine MacGillicutty, she had turned to the bottle for solace. She had taken to downing a bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut every day.....
NOW THAT'S ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS.

Doc Adams, her longtime friend and confidant, had finally convinced her to change her ways. She was thankful to Doc for all the time he had afforded her. As of late, however, Doc was tough to find. He had taken up company with LadyLinda, the new seamtress at the clothes store. The two of them were delighting in each other's company. So far Doc had only blown three medical responsibilities, due to his absentmindedness:
1. The Morgan triplets needed to be delivered by the Police Brothers.....(You remember them....they own a pig farm just north of town. They are also the two that saved Matt the other day when the bank was being robbed.) Subsequently the children had been named......Porky, Petunia and Babe.
2. The entire town went without their yearly vaccinations .....Doc was on a picnic with his LadyLinda and he completely forgot to put the serum in a cold place, thus preserving it. As a result, it "went bad." There were only two deaths that resulted from the missed medication.....that of Silas Mourner and Robin Hoodlum........questionable characters.....no great loss.
3. Then there was the time that Doc confused the lab results of Festus' mule, Ruth, and the preacher's wife, also named Ruth. It caused a terrible uproar when Preacher Profitt thought his wife had Mangey Mule Mantitus!!....A treatable yet uncomfortable condition!! Whew!! Anyway, suffice to say, Doc had decided to spend a little more time treating the patients of his town and a little LESS time playing "doctor" with his cutie!!

Okay.....that being said, Kitty was feeling fairly chipper. She went into the clothes shop and began searching the rack for JUST the right dress. LadyLinda showed one particular dress that she thought might look good on Kitty. Kitty wasn't sure......."FRANKLY, SCARLET I DON'T....WELL YOU KNOW! I don't think I look good in scarlet......kinda makes me look like a bowlegged hefer. As she was browsing, a deliveryman was just putting some new dress material,thread and buttons in the back room. As he was leaving, he yelled over his shoulder to LadyLinda...."SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?" LadyLinda, a bit overwhelmed with all the new things, answered back: "Pip pip and doodley do." The deliveryman gave her a curious look at such a reply....."Humph!! She's a real bird!".....and off he went.

Meanwhile, Matt had decided to drop in on Sunshine out at her spread. When he arrived, he found her in the garden on her hands and knees, planting some seeds. She was covered with dirt from head to toes.....Matt: " HAVEN'T I MET YOU SOMEPLACE BEFORE?" Sunshine looked up and smiled from ear to ear. "Hello, Mattbaby. Fancy seeing you here. I was just going in for a bit of a rest....care to join me?" As always, she had that coy look in her wanton eyes. The look was not lost on her loverboy. Matt: "Well, I'm not really in the mood for a rest." Sunshine:"What ARE you in the mood for?" Matt smiled and started walking towards her..."Come here, SunnyMac......I'll show you what I'm in the mood for!!!"
And with THAT, Sunshine let out her Tarzan scream and ran to the front door. As always, her scream scared the hell out of Matt and he jumped a mile. He soon recovered his wits, however, and lumbered after her.

And they tell me that Sunny's garden never did get planted that day.

Answer 2

I see her at a Bar. So I slip over to say a few words. But before I even get to talkin' to her? She turns and yells at me,. "And don't even think, of trying to pick me up, Dude. I ain't in the freakin' Mood!" Upset, startled, I wanna get my standing,up with the other Ladies. So I blurt out, "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a Damn! As I turn to walk away? I her her whisper, under her breath, "Same time, next year?" Several Patrons, hear her last remark. One leans over and says, "Now that's one for the Record Books".

Answer 3

You should make the story about a woman who meets a man, who she thinks "she has met before" (the woman is Scarlet). "Something for the record books" could be their electrifying kiss. They can plan to "meet next year." Of course you'll have to make the phrases be exact, but that's a start!

Answer 4

Hi Lady Linda ! I wish I knew what you look like. Your questions fascinate me, so you must be simply fascinating, like " Gone With The Wind ", wouldn't you say, my lady ? Hope you are having fun !