I like it here. I don't want to return to a world occupied by rampaging mutant chipmunk conquistadors. But is it right to stay in a place to which I don't belong?
2007-05-01 05:51:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Ah Oleg I see your dilemma. On one hand, you simply do not belong on this world. But on the other hand, your homeworld is overrun by mutant chipmunk (I assume they force humans to work in their acorn mines). By all means, stay on our world! Why America was founded by people fleeing oppression! In fact, your unique experiences, being hunted by the great oppressor, can only add to the great melting pot of our illustrious society. However, I would advise you to relocate to the southern states. The reason for this is that Canada is very similar to what you describe your home to be like: rampaging mutant Canadian chipmunks. Stay away from Canadian chipmunks.
2007-05-02 09:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by jrome 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty simple.....kill all the chipmunks before you go back. No one will miss them, ever since that Alvin and the Chipmunks thing we're all turned off, and then when you return there will be a whole new type of mutant conquistadors for you to face.
Invest some money while you're here too so when you go back you can be ruler of the world!!!!
2007-05-01 06:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Lukas S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, how diverse is your temporal displacement device?
Can your temporal displacement device bring you to any time period and do so many times?
If so, it may be worth noting that you can go far into the future, obtain rampaging mutant chipmunk conquistador brain control devices and then undergo a temporal displacement shift back to your own time.
You can then use the rampaging mutant chipmunk conquistador brain control devices to control all the rampaging mutant chipmunk conquistadors and become self-proclaimed emperor of the Galactic Plains.
You would be unstoppable.
2007-05-01 07:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by Nidav llir 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have a dilemma, indeed. You must weigh the advantages and the disadvantages of both options. You must ask yourself the difficult, probing questions such as, "Is there a Wal-Mart where the mutant chipmunk conquistadors roam?" Or, "Can I really go back to using cedar shavings as a bed?" Or, perhaps the most important consideration, "Can I get cable TV?". Go forth, and be brave. Or whatever.
2007-05-01 06:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by ~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, i presume you're from the future?
why don't you infect the chipmunk population with a deadly virus before you leave, thus wiping them out ... by the time you get 'home' there'll be no chipmunks, mutant or otherwise, to worry about?
of course, the wonderful paradox would be if that chipmunks only mutate to counter the virus you infect them with ... thus meaning you would be responsible for creating the mutants which are the future scourge of humanity - how could you live with yourself? what a beautiful irony.
tough choice ... stay here and do nothing - but risk (by your very presence) causing a temporal fracture that could rip the continuum apart, or attempt to save humanity with the risk you may become it's destroyer.
man, i wouldn't trade places with you for all the tea on new earth (just past the 3rd star after wolf 359, then hang a left at the pulsar).
;o)
2007-05-01 06:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by brightspark 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well with a rampaging mutant chipmunk, I'd probably stay here. It sounds awfully scary wherever you're from.
2007-05-03 06:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by mandaraeislove 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course it's not right to stay where you don't belong. You're like a man in a woman's restroom. Are you a woman? Go to the men's restroom and stay out of trouble.
2007-05-01 06:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by lemon cheese 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You like it there so stay there.
We always belong where we are. The 'I don't belong' concept is only to camouflage our failures. I have been there, done that, in the end I realized I was in the losing end when I always said, 'I don't belong here'.
Life is full of trials and tribulations, sufferings, pain, and confusion, but will we find glory? Yes we do. It is only us who can find that glory, and not the concept of where we are. Our hardworks are our rewards, accompanied by our inner peace from refraining from being immoral to ourselves and to the society we are in.
For now, 'if you can't beat them, then join them'.
Solidify your grounds as a concrete example of good deeds. Implant your roots that they may be emulated in the long run.
2007-05-01 06:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by oscar c 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
why do you need to ask something like that? It's like me asking my dad "can I go to the bathroom?" every time I need to go. He gets tired of it and tells me to just go.
In the same way, is the poo asking me to if it can stay or if it can to for a swim? These things are too complicated and make my head hurt. What I'm trying to say is, if they dont have Yahoo Answer in your other planet or whatever, then you HAVE to stay. If you left, the yahoo Answers community would become chaos. We need your guidance.
2007-05-01 06:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
yeah , that s absurdity.
I like to be in another girl"s hug but this girl was married to another man.
quite absurd.
this absurdity is not moral issue , cuz we all live in an ununderstandable weary house.
we cant escape, our freedom starts here.
if we live in such a world who cant blame who?
as long as our happiness dont bother others we can decide to stay in a hell .
2007-05-01 06:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋