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Pick something off their clothes with one hand and give your crotch a little scratch with the other and say:

"Oh god, sorry but I think one's just jumped off me and onto you"

2007-05-01 05:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well its not a sentence but my son always says penis. lol
I was going on and on one day and he said penis, I said what?
He said it again and I didn't say anything back and he started laughing then he told me thats what he says when he doesn't want to be bothered. LOL

2007-05-01 12:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How many pancakes does it take to roof a dog house?

2007-05-01 12:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by untchble 5 · 0 0

I've really enjoyed talking to you - it's hard to make new friends once you've been in Broadmoor....

2007-05-01 12:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by crazylady 6 · 1 0

Just say" I like to eat people"

2007-05-01 12:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by jonah 5 · 1 0

Would you like some of my crabs??? Or look at the pus coming out of this thing!!

2007-05-01 12:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Claire - Hates Bigotry 6 · 3 0

sorry i havent heard a word u said,im meditating

2007-05-01 12:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Me smell cheese, Whada!

2007-05-01 12:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

lol.
Just punch 'em in the face!

2007-05-01 12:42:58 · answer #9 · answered by Lydia 3 · 0 0

Hey SH*T!! How's it F*CK going with C*NT you today DAMN IT!!! Just pretend you have Tourette's.

2007-05-01 12:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by funnygrrl19 6 · 1 0

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