To all the UFO researchers out there, here's the solid proof you've been looking for!! My friend Dave isn't here at school, he always comes! I don't see any other explanation other than alien abduction. This stuff is totally freaking me out!!
2007-05-01 05:05:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Close, but not quite. Dave wasn't abducted by aliens. Dave IS an alien and returned to his home planet to give his superiors a report on what he's observed thus far. The invasion is coming. When Dave returns to his post here on earth, don't let him know you're on to him! If the alien knew his cover was blown, you'd find yourself in serious danger of "volunteering" for probe duty.
2007-05-01 05:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's very possible.
This is how you find out.
Go to Dave's house and retrace the path he would have taken to school.
Acquire for yourself a resonance cascade filter.
Use it to look for signs of teleportation activity.
You are looking for residual point-singularity resonance energy.
If you find a peak in this residual point-singularity resonance energy along the path, you know for a fact that he was abducted by aliens.
If not, there may be an alternate explanation.
2007-05-01 05:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Nidav llir 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to inform you that Dave passed away. He got too close to the inner circle of truth, tried to lie his way out of it,
and found himself trapped in the vortex mystical imagery.
He will be reincarnated in 2018 as a tadpole so be sure to
watch for him.
2007-05-01 06:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Dave abducted some aliens, and he's holding them at gun point IN YOUR BASEMENT! Go look! Hurry!
2007-05-04 13:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by sage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did hear that the Mother Ships came and raided the Walmart parking lots again. I hope Dave is happy.
2007-05-01 05:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your friend is now in the hands of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and is surrounded by the angels called Yahoo Answer Team.
2007-05-01 05:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by David G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-05-01 07:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Dave is skipping school. Perhaps he finally figured out you are stalking him. After all you know where he is most of the time, don't you?
2007-05-09 04:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Your friend Dave was a resident evil 4 zombie. I did what any other patriotic gamer would do.
2007-05-02 05:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, OK, you can first of all you need to lower your pants from your chest area so you can breathe. Dave is here with me, I'll send him back when I'm done with him.
2007-05-08 16:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by betrayed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋