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"You've gained weight"...This is someone I would NEVER disrespect with an "appropriate" response....How can I respond in a clever maybe cheeky but not rude manner??

2007-05-01 04:20:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

You can say, "Yes, my nutritionist says my battle against anorexia is going WAAAY beyond her expectations".

2007-05-01 04:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 1 0

WOW! I don't know how you could reply w/out telling them to take a friggin' flying leap! That happened to my mom 1 time but it was an old lady that had alzheimers. We both just stood there w/our mouths open! Then it happened to my hubby too. The funny thing is he's skinny but maybe gained a tiny in his face or something it was his Aunt and she knew better! that was just nasty! I just busted out laughing! and repeated her so maybe she would realize how rude it actually sounded but she didn't she just kept talking. God! people can be so ignorant right?!

2007-05-01 11:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by same girl/new name :) 5 · 0 0

Say something like '' Actually, I have, everyone kept telling me how skinny I was and that I needed to gain some weight, so I decided to give it a try!"

2007-05-01 11:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I have so many good responses for this but I wouldn't count any of them as not being rude. If anyone is rude enough to comment on my weight they deserve all they get.

2007-05-01 11:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 1 0

Tell them some bullcrap story such as:Thanx for noticing u a*s*s.Maybe its because i have trichnoplasmosis(made it up) and its causes a huge drop in metabolism as it slowly eats away my organs which will kill me in 2-3 yrs.They will feel so crappy that they will never say it to anyone ever again.But then u have to tell them the truth.

2007-05-01 11:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by rbrennum 3 · 1 0

You should say Oh reallly I thought you shrunk
if the persons smart they'll think your being sarcastis and if the person dumb they'll take it as a compliment

2007-05-01 11:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by Daysha A 1 · 1 0

Just say " Yes I have it's called Contentment"

2007-05-01 11:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

On the opposite side of things, when someone tells me that it looks like I've lost weight I say No, Just bigger clothes. LMAO!!!!!!!!

People should MIND THEIR BUSINESS!!!!!!!!

2007-05-01 11:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"I may be fat, but you're ugly, I could lose weight, but theres nothing you could do to change!"

Okay, seriously, I've had people who say I've gained weight, I tell them, that in the summer time I can lose it all!

Or sarcastically "Oh how nice of you to notice"

Or say "And you grew some" gruesome!!

2007-05-01 11:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0 1

Why yes I have. My weightlifting is working great. In a few years I will be strong, and you will STILL be weak!!

2007-05-01 11:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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