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and I don't mind links to other creative messages too

2007-05-01 02:42:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

George Costanza's always made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhzwjt2AG0

2007-05-01 02:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Eric O 3 · 0 1

Hey this is Danielle, I am not here right now but leave a message and I will get back to you if I can. Thank You and have a nice day.

2007-05-01 02:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by xxfun2lovexx 7 · 0 0

Whatever came with the machine. I have so many power outages, it's not worth having a fancy message

2007-05-01 02:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 0

This is our greeting message:

Hi, you have reached (telephone number)... Sorry, we're not available to take your call right now, but you can leave a message after the tone and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.... bye.

Too formal.... how about this:

Hey everyone. Sorry, I can't take your call right now. But you can leave a message after the tone. Thanks for calling! See ya!

2007-05-01 02:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by JM 2 · 0 0

Well... The one I have is actually a song thing... And it is hard to type... But a really good one would be like acting like you have dropped your phone and say "Hello" like two or three times and then telling them that you are talking to the machine... And all that good crap... Had one like that and people loved it...

2007-05-01 02:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by Shadow 3 · 0 0

The generic message from the phone company. I like it that way.

2007-05-01 02:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by lag_time2 5 · 1 0

Leave a message!

2007-05-01 02:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Fat 3 · 1 0

You hear loud music and you here me say,"Hello? Hello? Who's this? What? I can't hear you, hold on. let me turn down the music." I turn down the music and you hear me come back and say,"Are you looking for Alex?(That's me) I'm not here, I'm out partying!!"
I've had numorous friends try to talk to the message.

2007-05-01 02:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by Whatshisname 3 · 0 0

Kinda boring..."Hi, you've reached Brian, Jen and Brianna. Leave a message and if we want to, we'll call you back. If we don't call you back, take the hint."

2007-05-01 02:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by JenJen 6 · 0 0

Just the standard ore-recorded one, which says, "At the tone, leave a message".

2007-05-01 02:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by WC 7 · 0 0

mine is professional.

but if I could I would:
1. take the phone and trow it on the bed.(for authenticity)
2. rock the bed when recording.(for authenticity)
3. then have a hot sounding girl role play with me.

it goes like this:
her: ah ah ah
me: hold on.
her: what?(softly)
me: im kneeling on the phone.
her: not baby don't stop.
both: (moan and grown)
me: (climax) with just kidding leave your name and number I will get back to you when I am finished.

2007-05-01 02:52:02 · answer #11 · answered by theman 2 · 1 1

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