I play in an indoor inline skating hockey league.
Our goalie smokes and likes fat chicks.
do you think hes good at playing goalie?
2007-04-30 20:31:39 · 12 answers · asked by adam w 2 in Sports ➔ Hockey
I find it funny how people never realise it when theres a "joke" question posted on this site. (here's looking at you thehabsfan)
or people who talk bad about the question poster (pags68)
either, just don't post, or don't read the question.
I posted this question for my own amusement.
and by the way pags68, I ask questions WAY better than his skill in net. metallica.
2007-04-30 21:29:54 · update #1
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2007-05-01 02:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have to remember that goalies are a little off in the first place so being a smoker and liking fat chicks isnt too crazy. And those are two qualities lots of hockey players have so dont worry. Im sure hes decent!!!
2007-04-30 20:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by chernz 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I don't know, lets start with the smoking. What does he smoke? Crack? That could be good for him, make him edgy, maybe a little crazy, faster. Cigarettes or weed, probably not a good idea. Now the fat chick thing. It could rub off on him and make him fat and lazy too, but it could make him stronger if he's nailen her allot and tossen here around and what not in the sack. Ya know what I mean? Either way, fat chicks are nasty.
Go Sabres!
2007-05-01 01:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by BufSabres'09 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I know for a fact that patrick roy loved the fat ladies and so have other former montreal goalies... huet smokes too, so yeah. he probably sucks
2007-05-01 08:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by Hardcore Wailer 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) Sarcasm doesn't usually translate well over the internet. There are plenty of morons on the Web, so it's not like it would be unprecedented if you were serious.
2) If you can't take the answers, then maybe you shouldn't post questions. If people think you are being dumb, then they will and should tell you that.
3) It was a dumb question, considering a) the number of people who ruin their lives by smoking, and b) the number of women who have self esteem problems because of their body weight, or rather because of other peoples' perception of their body weight.
4) Aaaaahh....hahaahaaha....such a funny joke...
Now you see, that fourth part WAS sarcasm.
Please, think before you post next time. =)
2007-05-01 01:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by JK Nation 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Dude, as a former fat chick, that's just a mean thing to say.
...but if your goalie is as fat as the chicks he likes, then he probably makes a fantastic goalie because there's no room to score.
doofus.
2007-05-01 01:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, he sucks. He smells like Camels and that tank he was with last week needs two seats on an airplane. The dude is pathetic. He kind of looks like Boss Hog when he has his equipment on.
2007-05-01 01:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
He's probably better at playing goalie than you are at asking questions.
2007-04-30 20:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by pags68 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
as long as he gets the job done!!!!!his personal life is just that personal!!!!!
2007-05-01 00:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by maureen b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you f*cking serious??
"Hey guys, my brother picks his nose and eats ketchup packets for lunch, is he gay?"
C'mon kid.
2007-04-30 20:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by The Habs Fan 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋