On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:?

Question

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
And two American men and one American woman


One month later the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to each other and to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they're perfectly satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

Answer 1

that is hilarious i havent heard a good joke in sooo long thank you.

Answer 2

Maybe one American man is contemplating suicide, but the other is more enterprising. He has become friends with everyone on the island ... VERY good friends with some of them. For example, he helps the Irish dispose of their excess whiskey and flirts with the Celtic Irish Goddess, who, tired of being ignored by her countrymen, repays his attentions wonderously well. And he cheers up that lonely, pleasingly plump Bulgarian beauty fairly often. He visits with the Englishwoman daily, and when he knows her well enough, will introduce her to the Englishmen. And the American woman proves to be extremely sexy; she occupies much of his time - he says he thinks her conversation is fantastic, too. ;-)

Answer 3

If you and I were the last two people on earth, humanity would die out. A red-blooded American Woman.

Answer 4

Looks like everyone's settled in, although I'll bet my money on the Polish woman !!

Answer 5

I happen to be an American woman, and Istill got a chuckle out of that one!

Answer 6

SHAME!!! the poor men!!! how could they waste they 're time with stuff like that?? i mean there is more importent stuff like surching 4 food and stuff...what would you do if you were in that possision???? i would like to know from you.I would rather try to get comunication to other places. LOVELIZZY

Answer 7

Are you one of them? who? maybe you're the american woman that keeps on complaining ang doesn't know what to compalian about?

Answer 8

How quaint ethnic humor seems these days, what with all the internet neo-nazis on these boards.

Answer 9

hahahahahhahahahahahah
good 1 and this is true

Answer 10

How is that a question...You know there is a jokes and riddles section....