the most and best get 10 big points and a kiss from me!!
2007-04-30 18:54:08 · 4 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the mind.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
You're so short your hair smells like feet.
We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
Please don't turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
I'd love to give you a going away present, but only if you do your part.
You've got your head so far up your *ss you can chew your food twice.
"If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?"
Charles Pierce
2007-04-30 19:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by chieko 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OK, I really don't like to encourage people using insults to hurt other people, but I can't resist.
You're an abortion that missed.
You think you're hot sh*t, but you're nothing but a cold turd.
You're uglier than sin soaked in misery.
When you fell from the tree you hit every branch on the way down.
You're so ugly your mother took you to the vet instead of the dog.
When you were born you were so ugly neither one of your parents would admit you belonged to them.
By the way, the most doesn't necessarily guarantee the best. You have to decide which ones are most effective for your purpose.
2007-05-01 02:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by goldie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure"-Clarence Darrow
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."-Mark Twain
" His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."-Mae West
2007-05-01 02:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by Pat C 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I make guys cry with "Why don't you paste a stamp on that car and then maybe it will be worth something!"
2007-05-01 02:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by LuckyLilTroll2U 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋