2007-04-30 17:29:42 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you must be
2007-04-30 17:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by jenny c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to take the new pregnancy test. you stick the shitstick up your asswhole at least 15 to 20 minutes before you fart. if the stick turns a dark brown you are pregnant if its green then you are not. you can find it in any walmart pharmacy section. but its not three times in a row you should be worried about you should worry if its the wrong pitch. if you fart and its a c#( c sharp) then yes you also could be pregnant.
2007-05-01 00:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
then if u farted 3 times in row then I must be pregnant everyday
2007-05-01 00:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by ~~Pinky & the Brain~~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if you fart 3 times and sneeze twice.
2007-05-01 00:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would buy a home pregnancy test just to be sure. If you don't have the money for one, I'll lend you my magic 8 ball. That will tell you either way.
2007-05-01 00:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Highly doubtful
2007-05-01 00:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Someone Else 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just ignorant. ( this only applies if you are out in public). If you are home..let er rip. If this is a sign of being pregnant, my husband must have birthed a whole village!
2007-05-01 00:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have reason to believe that, I guess...the three gordo bean burritos you ate for lunch made your stomach expand quite a bit!
*plugs nose* :P
2007-05-01 00:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by mtngrl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats normal.
2007-05-01 00:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by karrahbissett11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on what you ate as well if you have had a pragnecy test to see if you are many foods produce gas and is elamited this way . in my opion?
2007-05-01 01:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't even know girls farted. I'd pay money to see (err, hear) that.
2007-05-01 00:32:36 · answer #11 · answered by Trick of the Tail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋