That is NOT Jesus..that is Jesus Gonzalez the illegal immigrant and he is hiding from the INS...
2007-04-30 17:32:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes I believe. And, if there's someone hiding behind the couch in the lounge room, and they are in need of your help, it might be Jesus.
2007-05-01 00:31:52
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answered by j c 4
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Praise The Lord
2007-05-01 00:26:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey thats Elvis's hiding spot
2007-05-01 00:26:02
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answered by Rob 6
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When I was a kid, somebody put a sign up that said "Jesus saves". Somebody else came along and wrote "Blue Chip stamps" under it.
2007-05-01 00:29:15
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answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7
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it is amazing the amount of ppl who make fun of religions especially christians/catholics - get out on the streets near an islamic enclave and ridicule their beliefs to see their reactions instead of hiding behind pc scrreen.
2007-05-01 00:29:07
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answered by Sano 3
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Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.
"Sure," said the drunk man. "I'll find Jesus."
So the priest took the drunk man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and coughing.
"Darn," said the drunk man. "Are you sure he fell in there?"
2007-05-01 00:27:14
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answered by Giggly Giraffe 7
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That was not him. It couldn't have been. The very fact I am writing this proves it was not. When he does come back you will all hear a very loud bang and we who believe he is God will be gone with him.
2007-05-01 00:30:36
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answered by Christian Soldier 7
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Ask him how he was able to do that water into wine trick. I've got a party next week and that would come in handy.
2007-05-01 00:26:58
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answered by jack jagger 5
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And you're really a Top Contributor?
2007-05-01 00:27:47
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answered by The All-Knowing Sam 4
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