What is your favorite euphemism for "not very bright"?
2007-04-30 15:55:42 · 20 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Tater Salad" is one of my heroes!
2007-04-30 16:06:11 · update #1
#1 Dumb as a box of rocks
but also
A few ants short of a picnic
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
As bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Dumb as a corn cob.
Dumb as a stump.
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
Gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus
2007-04-30 16:06:55 · answer #1 · answered by Husker41 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few screws loose, a few cards short of a deck, a strage bird, a good reason for birtcontrol, a little too much space between the ears, not all the tools are in the shed, when god gave away brains they thought he said trains and choo-choo'd away! lol
2007-04-30 23:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by rita g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know this makes no sense, but one time it came out this way and i liked it'
"not the brightest brick in the wall"
the irony of the screw up just makes it so much better
not the sturdiest board in the floor
not the sharpest hook in the tool box
not the darkest strand in the wig
not the sharpest tool in the shed
not playing with a full deck
2007-04-30 23:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As bright as a burnt out light bulb.
2007-04-30 23:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by MetalMonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gate is down,the lights are flashing,but the train is nowhere in sight.
2007-04-30 23:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a few french fries short of a happy meal.
2007-04-30 23:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by ESTamez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 took my first answer.
The elevator is at the top floor, but no one's home!
2007-04-30 23:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lights on but nobody home.
2007-04-30 23:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"not the sharpest knife in the drawer", "the lights are on but nobody's home", a blond, ;)
2007-04-30 23:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by grawby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the smartest cookie in the jar
2007-04-30 23:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋