Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen someone do ?

Answer 1

when only one of my friends could make it our for the usual saturday night drinking i thought it was going to be really dull, so off we went to the normal pubs , at 11.30 pm my mate starts gettings hungry and pesterinbg me for something to eat , i decline and say he should wait til after we have been clubbing , so off we go to the 80's club at 12 he wants to go and get something to eat, i say no as its looks like im in with a woman im chatting up , at 12.30 eh asks again, this time its starting to get on my nerves, i say no as im well in with this woman, at 1 pm he asks again i say no as im kissing and all looks good, at 1.30 and with me blown it with this woman i say ok for gods sake lets go and get something to eat and shut you up.

so off we go to the kebab shop, well my mate is a tight git with money, he hates wasting any of it , so its an extra small kebab for him, i just got a normal and off we walk, now we were planning to wait til we got home before eating them but we couldnt wait, so i start on mine and watch my mate try and unpack his, he doesnt see the pavement though , hits it with his foot and flies face forward inbto the kebab , i start laughing and i mean full belt laughing, afer all the moaning all night , he was face down in the kebab, he pulls his face up and he has kebab meat over one eye and lettuce on the other held on by the chilli sauce, i was laughing so much people in the street were asking if i was ok as i was doubled up , my mate got quite annoyed and walked so i got a taxi and rang up all the lads to tell them what they had missed,

i still laugh now at the pic in my head of his face in the kebab

Answer 2

Waaay back in the eighties I saw an act on TV called Mummenschanz ,It was a guy dressed in black with boxes on each hand and each foot a box on his head and one between his legs which was funny to start with but he then proceeded to perform a series of acrobatic moves which were hilarious, I've tried to find a copy of that tape several times without success so if anyone knows it and knows where I can get it I'd appreciate the information...

Answer 3

We were sitting in a cafe on a pier in Naples FLorida several years ago. A man in a mechanics uniform was carrying a very heavy toolbox and walking along the pier when a boat full of sparsely dressed young girls happened by. THe man was so busy staring that he walked right off the end of the pier with his toolbox.

Answer 4

for the time of my years in college marching band, i develop into at football recreation even as a white bunny were given onto the sphere. It got here for the grass, and it refused to leave. The refs and coaches tried to chase it off, yet that darn rabbit made fools of them! It under no circumstances did get chased away. even as the action might want to bypass in direction of it, it merely moved to the different side of the sphere. the completed stadium develop into guffawing fairly demanding. they fairly took an afternoon vacation to chase the bunny!

Answer 5

Well i'm the worst. My daughter and i, like to have a laugh. A couple of years ago, i through some wardrobes out. We broke them to pieces, which us left us with a bottom piece. It was the bottom of the wardrobe with wheels. My daughter and i, thought it would be fun, to use as a skate board, only with drastic consequences. She pushed me, i slipped fell on to her her and smacked my back on the floor. I was in bed for a week with strong painkillers. Touch wood, i had no damage to my spine and we still laugh about it today.

Answer 6

America electing George Bush into office as president two times!
Now thats pretty damn funny. Didnt we get enough of a FXcking the first time around?

Answer 7

A friend of mine ran head first into the wall after tripping trying to find the lightswitch in the toilet.
He's adorably clumsy, and it's really not that funny but every time I think of that, it makes me laugh.

Answer 8

I went to a Panjabi festival as a joke with my Brothers and this really old crazy woman started dancing, she was putting a bag on her head and swearing at the birds and planes going past it was funny...

Answer 9

My friend ran over a body on the M1 (England Motorway/freeway) and to this day I swear it was wearing a high vise vest and crash helmet.

It wasn't, but he still gets upset

I was in the van behind, and it wasn;t.

Honest.

Still winds him up though.

lol!

Answer 10

Walk into a closed patio door with a tray full of glasses, plates etc.....fall backwards into a bath whilst pissed, completely miss their mouth whilst drinking red wine, and that was only at a Bar-B-Q last week.

Answer 11

I was at one of the football games at the college I go to and the guy in front of me that is really drunk yells to the mascot and starts flipping the mascot off. The mascot comes up to the guy to tell him to be quiet and the guy tries to tear the mascot's head off.....it was pretty funny!