Major toss up but I lost them all to Rrom! Over the back gammon board we often made personal wagers for fun only. One time from a gentleman I was involved with, I wagered and won a love poem from him. I was thrilled.
Two days later I got my poem. Along with photos of his home. There was one problem. I only recognized two words in the language he wrote it in. "Houri" and what translated as F**k. I knew that since he was a very traditional India gypsy that the use of houri was honourable and took no insult. This was a language that is very rare and no readily available places to go for translation.
What bothered me is .. HE was too shy to translate! And when I made the bargain, I had not specified the language it was to be written in! Now that is sooo Rrom. NO ONE would translate it for me because it was so bawdy and Gypsies are rather moral about such things. Even my sister in law with whom I shared almost everything, was too shy to translate. From the colour of her blush I knew it was very naughty.
Finally I had to browbeat my almost son in law with the threat that I would have to go out into the community for translation and did he want his old Momma in law exposing such personal information? I had had to do this before when his father refused to translate his "naughty" statements. He translated and it was indeed very very lusty sexy hilarious and full of love. But I understood why no one would translate it!
Then HE won a bet from me. He claimed two things. He wanted me to paint a nude portrait of myself and he wanted me to knit him a pair of socks. But this adopted gypsy had learned her lesson!
Yes I had my Mom help me knit him a pair of absolutely grand socks. For a non knitter this was hell! LOL. But for the portrait.. ahhhhh. I sat nude for the photograph that my girlfriend took. BUT, he got me from the shoulders up. He did not specify how much of me he wanted in the picture!
The worst bet was when I played another whom I had been routinely beating for a few months. One night I almost had him and he suggested a wager. I hesitated because I prefer setting the wager before starting but I thought.. heck I almost have him.. I could use another poem about now.
I asked him what we would wager for. He said... let's just wait and see. Like a fool I accepted. Suddenly the game turned around and he totally beat the heck out of me. The cad had been setting me up for weeks to do this! I asked him what he claimed as his prize. "You, wearing nothing more than a red silk ribbon around your neck." was his very happy and very serious response. That was the beginning of a very exciting relationship!
2007-04-30 12:33:42
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answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6
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Oh man! I can name like three, but I'll save myself the embarrassment. Here's one...
About 2 years and some months ago, one of my friends made a bet with me about who can make a demo song and sale the most copies. The loser had to give these ugly pervert guys who lived around our way a strip tease. Ok, the thing is, when I lost I did it, as soon as I took my top off, their parents walked in. I just ran out their back door so fast, because I didn't want them to see my face, that's how embarrassed I was.
2007-04-30 14:07:29
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answered by Anonymous
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This isn't a bet I lost but rather one that my boyfriend lost TO ME! The bet was that the winner would get to post a question on here under the loser's screen name. So, I posted a question under his name saying something to the effect that he was a married man of 10 years and his wife wanted them both to have group sex with their married neighbors and now he's attracted to the man and is thinking about leaving his wife to be gay. Oh, you should have seen the responses, I was laughing my butt off for days!
2007-04-30 12:18:24
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answered by Anonymous
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not really cause I never bet on anything that I know isn't true but I luv it when someone is like a KNOW IT ALL and they are liek I am so right and u are so wrong and then they are wrong and they are like oh I didn't know that and they are all sheepish and then I am like IN UR FACE LOL ")
2007-04-30 12:17:36
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answered by Springsteen 5
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6 double shots in a row. then another 6 doubles
2007-04-30 12:15:49
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answered by Uncle B2 7
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sorry Hun but i do not make bets so I've never had to do anything bad because of losing a bet.
2007-04-30 12:18:28
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answered by ~*~AmethystMoonBeams~*~ 5
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streek through the mall, it was a long ways to the doors on the other side.
2007-04-30 12:18:21
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answered by ? 5
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I had to eat gums off of parking meters.
2007-04-30 12:16:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I had to eat a raw oyster. I didn't know what to do with it when I got it in my mouth. UGH!!!
2007-04-30 12:16:17
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answered by Pat C 7
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i had to walk to school with my pants down and all my friends were just laughing so was i
2007-04-30 12:16:22
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answered by L 4
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