2007-04-30 07:58:08 · 9 answers · asked by Chris R 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Ask for a threesome?
2007-04-30 08:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Ballzy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here's the play:
Send her out wide. Before you snap the ball, give her that steely look that says "I won't hang you out to dry this time on that crossing route". Firm jaw, slight smile, and squint.
When you throw the ball, you have to make sure the ball isn't thrown high. If she has to reach up for the ball, she exposes her ribs to a huge hit from the middle linebacker.
Throw it right to the numbers, lead by a couple of steps if she's fast. She should look that ball into her hands and cradle it your future child.
After the play, pat her on the butt.
First down tiger, trust renewed.
2007-04-30 15:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send her into the football teams locker room after a game, if she comes outwith a smile on her face you can't trust her.
2007-05-01 10:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by ronald g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know, create two email accounts and correspnd with yourself, and leave the name and password of one written down on paper near your computer, and keep only a few unread emails in your box and see what happens to them if you leave her alone near your computer.
If she doesn't trust you....than i dont know how you can trust her.
2007-04-30 15:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by deeznutz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no good way. You can't trust any woman. They are all evil.
2007-04-30 15:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by Drunk365 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her to stand a few feet from you. with your back to her, close your eyes and fall back, keeping your legs straight. if she catches you, you can trust her. if she doesn't, good for you.
2007-05-01 17:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by BOLT FAN!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch football together.
2007-04-30 17:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start when she's a tight end get rid of her when she's a wide receiver !!!
2007-05-01 10:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this really a football question?
2007-04-30 15:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by icequeen_ah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋